In a dramatic flourish, Sun smashed the opening bell, proclaiming this victory a dream wrought from the sinews of time, a painstaking 15 years in the making. Because why not make an entrance befitting a legend? 🎉
the stabilization of the ever-volatile Ghanaian cedi. Over the past year, the cedi has experienced a miraculous appreciation of 48%, a stark contrast to the 25% decline witnessed in the preceding year. Such fluctuations, akin to the capricious whims of the gods, complicate the central bank’s efforts to steer the monetary ship through treacherous waters, especially in a land so reliant on imports.
Among today’s elite performers, HYPER has decided to flaunt its double-digit gains like a peacock in a carnival, all whilst Bitcoin and the high-spirited altcoins took a rather ungraceful tumble on Friday’s dance floor.
The announcement, made on July 24 via the company’s EigenCloud X account, was met with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for a rare Chekhov play. Until now, AVSs were shackled to Ethereum’s mainnet, where growth was as slow as a Russian winter. But fear not! With the new Multi-Chain Verification feature, AVSs can now frolic on Layer 2 networks like Base, unburdened by the chains of their former existence. 🦋
Leading the charge is Aaron Kirman, CEO of Christie’s Southern California division, who is managing over $1 billion in crypto-listed properties. This is a realm where only those paying in cryptocurrency are allowed to play — no cash, no credit, just digital coins. And no, you can’t use your credit card. Don’t even try. 😉
Recall, dear reader, the spring of despair when Ju proclaimed the bull’s demise, as Bitcoin languished near $80,000—a price so lofty, yet so lowly in his eyes. He saw sellers as locusts devouring hope, while the world held its breath for tariffs and trembled. Yet lo! The price soared to $123,236, a phoenix rising from the ashes of his miscalculations. 🦅 One might ponder: Is the market a madhouse, or merely a mirror?
Meanwhile, Telegram—yes, that *other* app you haven’t opened since 2016—has launched its TON Wallet to millions of U.S. users. Because nothing says “retail adoption” like herding people who still use “read receipts” into crypto. It’s like a synchronized swimming routine: institutions and everyday users both diving in at the same time. 🎢
Said Mr. Kirman, whilst conversing with The New York Times, that the firm hath responded to an insatiable demand from the high-net-worth individuals—those sprightly gentry who prefer to dabble in the art of purchasing property without the tiresome mediation of traditional banking systems. How chic! 🤭
Magistrate Judge Ronald Griffin, the wise wizard of the courtroom, dropped the hammer on Tuesday in Austin, Texas, telling Paul, “Nope, no blame-shifting shenanigans here!” 🚫👉 He urged the court to deny Paul’s desperate bid for a default judgment against CryptoZoo co-founders Eduardo Ibanez and Jake Greenbaum. Why? Because, as the judge so eloquently put it, “It’d be a circus of inconsistent judgments!” 🎪⚖️
In a display of corporate theatrics, TLGY Acquisition Corp. has announced its binding agreement to merge with StablecoinX Assets Inc., thus conjuring StablecoinX Inc.—an entity destined to master the noble arts of validator services and treasury management within the resplendent Ethena ecosystem.
