Why Does XRP Ledger Travel Light Across the Ocean? 🌊✈️

In the grand world of tokenized creativity-NFTs-daily transactions had a kind of rebirth, surging nearly 227% owing to a cavalcade of mints under XLS-20 standard, with nearly 13.5 million mints. It was like a festival for artistic expression-except, adrenaline rush optional.

Coinbase’s Futuristic Gambit: Mag7 Meets Crypto ETFs in a Whirlwind of Innovation 🚀💰

On the cusp of autumn, precisely on Sept. 2, Coinbase disclosed its latest enigma-a spellbinding creation known as the Mag7 + Crypto Equity Index Futures, set to debut on Sept. 22. These inaugural U.S.-listed contracts are a curious blend of traditional equities and cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs), tailored to sate the insatiable appetite of institutional investors for more robust market instruments. Coinbase, with a flourish, declared:

How a Swiss Fintech Just Made Crypto Transactions Easier Than Choosing a Netflix Show!

In a press release that was probably written while sipping overpriced coffee-because that’s how all fintech companies roll-on Sept. 2, they announced that TransAct aims to make distributed ledger technology (that’s DLT for the cool kids) accessible to enterprises and government clients. It’s like bringing a fancy restaurant experience to your boring cafeteria but with a side of automated invoicing in good ol’ US dollars. 💵

Crypto’s Rebellion: Stocks Weep, Bitcoin Laughs 😂

Behold, the S&P 500, that stalwart barometer of American financial health, stumbled out of the gates with a 1.48% plunge, landing at 6,364 points. Meanwhile, Bitcoin, ever the maverick, gleefully bounded forward with a 1.58% gain, reaching the lofty heights of $110,987 per coin. Such irony! As the stock market wept, crypto laughed. 😂

When Bunnies Go Boom: $8.4M Vanishes in DeFi Debacle 🐇💸

Picture this: a hacker, armed not with brute force but with mathematical precision, exploited Bunni’s custom LDF system. This mechanism, designed to shower liquidity providers with returns, was tricked into miscalculating ownership stakes. Victor Tran, co-founder of KyberNetwork, spilled the beans on social media: the attacker executed trades with amounts so specific they could make a mathematician blush. 😳 Repeating this process like a magician pulling endless rabbits from a hat, the hacker siphoned off tokens worth $2.4 million from Ethereum and $6 million from Unichain. And just like that, poof! The funds vanished into Ethereum via the Across Protocol. 🪄💰

SEC’s ETF Waiting Room: 92 Crypto Cockroaches Bide Time!

Seyffart’s X post reveals a carnival of crypto chaos: Hashdex, Franklin Templeton, and Bitwise all jostling for space with their baskets of BTC and ETH. Grayscale’s GDLC conversion sits there like a sleeping bear, waiting to stir. It’s a feast for the SEC, who now have more paperwork than a riverboat gambler’s ledger. 📄