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The mystical realm of on-chain data unveils an ongoing treasure hunt, as addresses tied to WLFI scavenged up a magnificent 1,740 ETH (or a mere $6.5 million—what’s a little pocket change?) recently. These splendid purchases occurred amid a veritable bonanza, where wallets connected with this enigmatic venture snatched up 10,013 ETH—an awe-inspiring haul valued at approximately $30 million. Are they shopping for a yacht or just being naughty? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️

Here’s the juicy part. Bitcoin’s daily chart is a rollercoaster, but don’t hold on too tightly. Since it hit rock bottom around $98,240, it’s been steadily climbing, topping out at $123,236 before settling into what can only be described as a cozy little consolidation range between $117,000 and $121,000. Seems like Bitcoin is catching its breath, maybe sipping a virtual coffee, preparing for the next big move. A big surge of bullish volume was spotted right before it peaked, but is it exhausted? 😴

In a move that screams “We’re making history here,” BNY Mellon, the largest custodian bank on Earth (or so they say), will soon allow clients to invest in money market funds where ownership is securely recorded on Goldman Sachs’ private blockchain. Yes, you heard it—private blockchain, not the one your aunt uses to buy cat memes. A press release, which may or may not have been delivered with a flair of dramatic punctuation, spilled the beans on this groundbreaking news.

According to an announcement—likely drafted in a boardroom while someone sipped espresso—CoinShares Asset Management has been granted the Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) blessing. This means they can now, with full regulatory pomp, manage crypto portfolios and dispense advice across the European Union. Because nothing says “trust me” like a government stamp. 🏛️

Back in 2024, DonAlt scribbled a “prediction” so bold it made astrology charts blush: XRP hitting $6.90. At the time, the coin was playing dead below $1, stuck in a legal purgatory. But hey, why not throw spaghetti at the wall and call it a “macro setup”? 🕶️

Meanwhile, in the hallowed halls of Coinbase Custody, the fund’s precious token holdings will be secured. You know, just in case anyone considered letting them mingle with the unwashed masses—an increasingly popular pastime in the realm of fancy decentralized finance (DeFi). Institutions are apparently clamoring for more exposure to this delightful circus. 🎪

BNB charged up another 7% today, pushing its market cap to $111 billion and snagging the 5th spot back – talk about a comeback story funnier than a bad sequel! Futures open interest jumped 23% to $1.27 billion, which apparently means traders are feeling “bullish.” Yeah, right, because nothing says stability like crypto bets. 😂 CZ’s tweet was pure gold: “Build and Build. $BNB. Appreciations to all the ecosystem players, BTC maxis, ETH holders, meme traders, ETF applicants, treasury pub cos, good regulators, and utility builders. 🙏” – Posted by CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) on July 23, 2025. If that’s not sarcasm wrapped in gratitude, I don’t know what is!

While Bitcoin is gracefully leaping over the $123K mountain—probably to buy a yacht—meme coins teeter on the edge of a potential explosion, like a toddler eyeing a cake. With prices so low you’d think they’re afraid of commitment, these coins are basically the pied piper for traders craving quick riches.

According to our friends over at SoSoValue, the Ethereum ETFs are basking in the limelight. On a particularly dazzling day (July 21, because every day is special if you try hard enough), Ethereum ETFs rolled in $296.6 million, while Bitcoin ETFs just looked on, aghast, losing a neat little $131.4 million. Awkward! 😬

But the real question isn’t whether Bitcoin will moon or crash—it’s whether these companies will still be standing when the music stops. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a CFO explaining to shareholders why the company’s reserves are now worth less than a used pizza coupon. 🍕💸