This grand proclamation comes hot on the heels of the GENIUS Act, a most grandiose measure signed into law by none other than President Donald Trump on the 18th of July. It seems our great leader fancies himself a patron of digital coinage! 🪙
Cyvers, with its eagle eye, spotted the heist as it unfolded. The thief, a shadowy figure with a taste for Tornado Cash, funded the attack with a single ETH—a small price for a grand payday. Part of the loot, $15.8 million, was swiftly bridged to Ethereum, leaving the exchange in the dust. 🌪️💰
In this document, rather than sweet nothings, Kusama serves an unvarnished depiction of a world where AI permeates our existence like an unwelcome winter chill. It’s a tale reminiscent of the darkest chapters of dystopian lore, filled with the prophecy that SHIB will one day seep into the very fabric of quotidian life, much like a stubborn stain that refuses to fade.
Behold, a survey of 4,599 souls from the Bitget Wallet community, where over 35% of them squander their digital gold on daily transactions, gaming, and travel—because nothing says “hope” like paying for a vacation with a currency that could vanish overnight. 🧠💸
U.S. President Donald Trump signed the stablecoin bill, the GENIUS Act, into law on the 18th of July. Because nothing says “let’s make things clearer” like a 300-page legal document that even lawyers avoid reading. 📜
Strap in, folks! According to our dear friend Solberg Invest, the weekly SEI/USDT macro-chart has quite the tale to tell. It shows a breakout so sharp from its descending trendline that it could slice through a lemon. After languishing in the dumps for over a year—trapped beneath a trendline tighter than a Roman gladiator’s tunic—the token is now happily strutting its stuff from the $0.12–$0.22 “How Low Can You Go?” accumulation zone, which has taken on the role of a rather resilient support system. 🏋️♂️
Hyperliquid is quietly setting the stage for something big—so big that Henrik (yes, *the* Henrik) had to take notice. Nearly every major metric tied to the protocol is at an all-time high. Daily revenue? A cool $6 million. Open interest? A jaw-dropping $13.8 billion. Inflows over the past 10 days? $1.25 billion. And yet, the price of $HYPE remains stubbornly grounded, like a teenager refusing to clean their room. 🙄
Permit me to translate: Last week, XLM sprouted a candle so large it might’ve been mistaken for a mastodon’s tusk—nearly a 45% leap against its rival XRP. The price, previously languishing at 0.107 (a figure as dreary as a rainy day in Hertfordshire), sprang to 0.154 with all the urgency of a debutante fleeing a scandal. 🌩️
Kraken Derivatives US is here, offering Americans the chance to trade CME futures alongside their crypto spot trades. Because nothing says “financial stability” like managing two volatile markets in one app. 🚀💸
CRYPTOWZRD, with the solemnity of a country parson delivering a sermon, noted that both Litecoin and its BTC pair concluded the day with bearish daily candles—a most unfortunate state of affairs, signaling weakness of the most vexing sort. Though the pair had earlier displayed a spark of upward momentum, the fickle winds of the broader market shifted, and Litecoin, like a young lady caught in a sudden downpour, found itself quite undone.
