Smarter Web Company Just Surfed a £41.2M Tsunami Into Bitcoin 🌊💸 (What Could Go Wrong?)
Flush with fresh gold, the company promptly did what every over-caffeinated startup dreams of: threw over $20 million at Bitcoin, buying 196.8 shiny bits of it in one go. This is part of their “Wizardly 10-Year Plan,” which mostly involves stacking Bitcoins like dragon gold, only without the fire hazard.