Turns out the EU’s big fancy MiCA regulatory framework they’ve been hyping for three years finally got Budapest to snap out of their little “crypto is for criminals” phase. Imagine that, a bunch of Brussels bureaucrats actually doing something marginally useful for once, instead of spending 6 months arguing whether a croissant counts as a sandwich for import tariffs. Wild, right?
In fact, things could still get considerably worse for ETH, because an important on-chain metric that nobody actually asked for is currently gearing up to go stomp around in parts of the chart that haven’t seen this kind of action since the last time everyone panicked and tried to trade their monkey jpegs for canned beans and a good pair of socks.
For the first time, sports prediction markets might escape the shadowy grey areas of experimentation and step into the blinding light of regulation. But fear not, dear reader, for this is no simple feat. They must first dance through hoops labeled “lawfulness,” “integrity,” and “public interest.” Winners won’t be crowned by hype but by those who can juggle the roles of derivatives exchange and gaming venue simultaneously. Quite the circus act, no?
The new gang in Budapest has been busier than a beaver with a toothache, reversing Orban’s greatest hits. And guess who’s getting a second chance? That’s right, the crypto crowd! Because nothing says “fresh start” like letting people trade Bitcoin without fearing a jail cell.
Government spokeswoman Anita Kobol told reporters on Thursday that Hungary plans to reverse measures adopted under former Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s administration, which imposed criminal liability on certain crypto-related transactions and service providers, as if trading digital tokens were a crime on par with poisoning the village well or stealing a neighbor’s cow.
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Google searches for Bitcoin in the US recently reached their lowest point in a year. Interest in Bitcoin specifically dropped in mid-May 2026 to levels even lower than those seen during the 2022-2023 crypto downturn, when Bitcoin’s price was around $16,000 and the failure of FTX shook investor trust. Despite this drop in search interest, Bitcoin is currently trading between $74,000 and $80,000 – still a high price historically, and about four to five times higher than its lowest point during the 2022 bear market.
According to a Tuesday proclamation (complete with trumpets and confetti), MGUSD is being conjured by Bridge, a Stripe-owned company operating under the GENIUS Act framework. Meanwhile, M0 provides the smart contract sorcery, minting and burning tokens like a financial Merlin.
Behold, the mighty Bitcoin hath tumbled below the $70,000 mark, a feat not seen in two moons! The cryptocurrency realm quakes in anticipation of a week fraught with peril-U.S. economic data looms, ready to dictate the fate of risk assets.