But let us not delude ourselves: somewhere in the shadows, the bears are plotting, their fangs sharpened upon old resistance zones, even as bullish hope splashes across the charts like vodka at a wake. Oh, the cosmic irony! The bigger picture roars “bullish,” meanwhile every hourly candle sighs with existential doubt.
According to crypto.news, Celestia (TIA) hit an intraday high of $1.68 on July 7, settling at $1.65 by the time I finished my second cup of coffee. With a market cap of $1.15 billion, it’s like a small country with a big dream.
Yes, BTC put on a 30% glow-up in Q2—think “new haircut before family wedding”—but recently it’s been going nowhere fast, obsession-level stuck between $100,000 and $108,000, like an indecisive suitor at a speed dating event. Still, it hasn’t done anything embarrassing (read: dropped below $100k), and now sits prettily just under its all-time high, pursing its lips and looking expectant across the candlelit table. Cue dramatic economic music. 🎻
The government of the United Arab Emirates (UAE) has dashed the hopes of cryptocurrency investors, specifically those holding TON tokens, by denying the existence of a golden visa program tailored for them. The clarification comes as a blog post from The Open Network (TON) presented a “10-Year UAE Golden Visa with TON” initiative.
In this age when soothsayers boldly forecast XRP tickling $10, $100, or some briefly glimpsed paradise far higher, the question ought to be humbler: is there hope for a return journey to $3, or shall we all take up astrology as a more reputable pursuit?
This isn’t just a number; it’s a testament to the network’s growth and its growing influence in the global crypto landscape, especially in the bustling corridors of stablecoin transfers between Asia and Latin America. 🌍➡️🌎
To an X user who inquired if Bitcoin would be welcomed, Musk, never one to spill a syllable without an audience, replied, “Fiat is hopeless, so yes.” One wonders if his bank manager fainted upon reading this, or merely developed a mysterious twitch in one eyebrow.
*Metaplanet Acquires Additional 2,205 $BTC, Total Holdings Reach 15,555 BTC*
— Metaplanet Inc. (@Metaplanet_JP) July 7, 2025
Despite all the noisy optimism, a peculiar scent of caution hangs in the air, thanks to those so-called ‘long-term holders’—a breed of investors as romantic, stubborn, and apprehensive as Russian landowners in spring.
According to state-run newspaper RIA Novosti, the Russian Ministry of Energy, the Federal Tax Service, and the Ministry of Digital Development have teamed up to create a register and send it to regions where miners are basically having a digital gold rush. 🏭🔥
