Cả hai thậm chí đã bắt đầu quy trình nộp đơn xin phê duyệt ETF (Exchange-Traded Fund) – một bước đi quan trọng giúp chúng trở thành hạng mục đầu tư chính thống, không chỉ trong crypto mà còn trong tài chính truyền thống. Sự hợp pháp hóa này đã khuyến khích nhiều nhà đầu tư quay lại với lĩnh vực meme coin, tìm kiếm những cơ hội có thể vượt trội khi mùa altcoin trở lại. Đúng là một “cuộc chiến” đầy kịch tính! 🎯
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves-LINK needs to smash through $24.5-$24.85 like it’s a Netflix true crime documentary. Fail that? Cue the sad trombone. 🎬
PYMNTS Intelligence, a research firm that *definitely* knows its stuff when it comes to financial trends, has graced us with a report on e-commerce adoption across various age groups. 🎓
The document-an unflattering ledger-displays wallet addresses like a map of the underworld, revealing the tiered nonsense of influence, from the fat cats charging ten to twenty grand a pop, down to the backyard boys doing it for peanuts. Packages, bundles, videos-nothing escapes the organized chaos of this scammy circus. 🎪
Apparently, the hotbed of all this financial chaos is the self-managed superannuation funds (SMSFs)-those charming, DIY retirement schemes that give investors more freedom than a toddler in a candy store. Unlike their more cautious cousins, SMSFs are like the wild west of pensions-rumbling with the thrill of individual choice. According to Bloomberg, this is where the crypto love affair has ignited first-probably because what’s more fun than gambling with your retirement savings? 🤔
As of the end of 2025, there were around 659 million cryptocurrency holders worldwide, according to a December report from Crypto.com. Impressive, right? But hold on to your hats, because this is just the beginning.
Michael Saylor, that audacious strategist with a penchant for bold hats and bolder predictions, has dropped a statement so explosive it could make a volcano blush. During a recent Bloomberg chat, he casually mentioned that the bear market is as dead as a dodo with a gluten allergy. And guess what? Bitcoin might just strut into the ballroom of billionaires wearing a $1 million dress. How *very* fancy.
Bitcoin had a mid-August love affair with $124,000 – a veritable romance with the stars. But now, it’s limping $15,000 behind, rubbing its digital eyes.
Mark your calendars, because October is shaping up to be the crypto equivalent of a Marvel movie marathon. Here’s the lineup:
Meanwhile, the whales – the monstrous beasts of the crypto ocean – are busy shifting their riches away, moving billions into Ethereum as if gripped by some sardonic muse. The Fed, that insidious puppet master, prepares to tighten or loosen its grip, adding even more chaos to this carnival of despair.
