This is no mere whimsy of the imagination; it’s a forecast wrapped in a bow of reality. Sacks, with the confidence of a man who just found an extra slice of pie at a potluck, suggests that once those comprehensive market structure laws get passed-yes, the ones we all pray for in our sleep-the banks will tumble headfirst into the crypto playground, tossing aside their traditional banking aprons.
The country’s SEC is currently drafting new rules to support crypto ETF products and futures trading. If passed, these new rules will give institutional investors a safe way to enter the market. Or, as we like to call it, “the Thai equivalent of a casino with a dress code.”
“We’re not just storing XRP like some passive ETF – oh no, we’re trying to earn even more XRP, because why settle for less?”
Vietnam, ever the enthusiast for regulations, has declared that cryptocurrency exchanges can now try to get licensed, thanks to the illustrious Government Resolution No. 05/2025/NQ-CP. Evidently, the State Securities Commission, perhaps exhausted from bureaucratic naivety, has issued a series of procedures, no doubt designed to keep everyone pondering.
Apparently, Jerome Powell’s replacement is gonna be the market’s new punching bag. Lee says, “The market always tests a new Fed.”
Yeah, because nothing says “welcome to the job” like a correction. It’s like throwing a rookie into the Super Bowl. Good luck, buddy.
Key Takeaways
This disagreement took flight after our dear friend Charles Hoskinson, the illustrious leader of Cardano, had the audacity to cast a critical eye towards Brad Garlinghouse, the captain of the XRP ship. It appears that Garlinghouse’s support for the aforementioned legislation didn’t sit well with Hoskinson, who promptly took to the digital airwaves to air his grievances. Little did they know, this spat was just the appetizer before the main course of crypto drama.
In its 2026 Thematic Outlook, BlackRock has boldly slotted cryptocurrencies beside AI and geopolitics as forces of chaos and wonder. The company winks at Bitcoin, Ethereum, and stablecoins, declaring them not just coins but “essential infrastructure” for the financial world’s next great adventure. Imagine a world where your cash doesn’t shuffle through banks but dances on blockchains-how delightfully bonkers.
Ondo Finance has expanded its tokenized securities business by launching Ondo Global Markets on the Solana blockchain, because why not turn your stock portfolio into a blockchain experiment?
In the weekly timeframe, the SOL/USD pair has gone and broken below a multi-year rising logarithmic support trend. The recent rejection around $147 has confirmed a more bearish outlook in the midterm. I mean, it’s enough to make a chap spill his tea, isn’t it?