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According to CoinDesk Research’s technical analysis data model, solana dropped 3.1% to $164.30 during Tuesday’s session as the token broke through critical technical support levels. 🤯

Let’s talk about the time a woman dubbed the “Cryptoqueen” thought she could out-Bond James Bond, only to end up with more Bitcoin than sense and a mansion raided by cops. Spoiler: It didn’t end well. 🍿

Basically, it’s like that party where everyone left early-you know, the one with all the hype, but suddenly it’s just you and a suspiciously lonely pizza. The question on everyone’s mind: Is this crypto meta finally running out of steam? Or just taking a delightful nap until it remembers what all the fuss was about?

According to reports, the ETF slipped through the gates like a coyote under a fence, automatically approved after its issuer filed a Form 8-A with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). The filing, signed by Canary Capital Group CEO Steven McClurg on November 10, 2025, reads like a prospector’s map, confirming that the ETF’s shares are registered under the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. It’ll trade under the ticker “XRPC,” a symbol as bold as a cowboy’s brand. 🤠 This means the long-awaited XRP fund could start trading faster than you can say “saddle up.”

Fear not, dear reader, for the Bank of England shall unveil its final edicts in the second half of 2026, after a grand review of industry grumblings early next year. 📜

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down 0.4%, wobbling to $3.6 trillion, a figure as precise as a Kremlin weather forecast. Bitcoin, that moody diva of decentralized drama, dipped 1% to $105,349 – still refusing to acknowledge ETH’s increasingly desperate glances. Ethereum, faithful and volatile as ever, surrendered 1.5% to land at $3,564, while XRP – yes,

So, Bitcoin’s holding steady above $100K, huh? Big deal. Market watchers are saying it’s because U.S. lawmakers might actually pass a budget. You know, the same guys who can’t agree on what day it is. But hey, if that’s what it takes to keep Bitcoin afloat, I’ll take it. 🤑

The founder, Hayden Adams, a man of bold ideas, unveiled a governance proposal so audacious, it would make a Tsar blush. “UNIfication” aims to burn UNI tokens with the finesse of a pyromaniac, reducing supply and showering holders with riches. 🧙‍♂️🔥 The market, ever the fickle lover, responded with a 30% surge, as if the token had suddenly acquired a soul. 🕯️

Yet this is no solo act. The OGs, those crypto elder gremlins hiding in on-chain caves, have also been squirting coins out like a malfunctioning Bitcoin espresso machine. And thus, the recent buyers, now trembling with FOMO, sprint toward exits like rodents fleeing a sinking ship. 💄