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Yet, Bitcoin’s long-term arc remains stubbornly upward, a testament to the resilience of dreams-or perhaps the delusions of the desperate.

Walletconnect, a crypto connectivity protocol, has announced that it will now focus on bringing crypto-based payment services to the mainstream, as if the world hadn’t already been inundated with enough financial chaos.

This little soirée comes hot on the heels of Coinbase abruptly withdrawing its support from the Senate’s version of the bill, leaving lawmakers scrambling like waiters at a particularly chaotic banquet. The planned markup hearing? Postponed indefinitely. Quelle surprise! 🎭

The XRP market, a pack of wolves, eyes the Fed’s $55.3B injection with the suspicion of a man who’s just been handed a loaded gun. 🎯

This spectacle is scheduled for Wednesday, the 21st of January, at the ungodly hour of 10:30 AM CET. The location? “USA House,” a positively official-sounding establishment on the Davos Promenade. Apparently, even the Americans require a lounge at such affairs. One shudders to think what conversations will unfold within its gilded walls. One hopes for wit; one anticipates pronouncements.

Now, I know y’all probably think this is just another tech spiel wrapped in a binary gift – a setup that foretold a 32% price rally. Oh, and it’s happening again. Same structure that wowed us late last year is just sitting there like, “Remember me?” being reinforced by our friends: the whales and long-term hodlers.

The pool, once a bastion of stability, now weeps liquidity as PeckShieldAlert, that vigilant watchdog of blockchain’s darker alleys, confirmed the breach. The hacker, with the finesse of a modern-day Robin Hood (if Robin Hood stole from the poor), converted the ill-gotten tokens into ETH, a currency known for its liquidity and, ironically, its ability to vanish faster than a politician’s integrity. 🤡

Finding solace above $1.850, XRP endeavored to rise like a phoenix alongside Bitcoin and Ethereum. It managed to leap over $1.950 and $1.980, momentarily basking in the warm glow of positive sentiment.

The accumulation occurred while ADA was having a bit of a moment-by which I mean a price slump, darling. But really, what’s a little market turbulence between friends? Especially when tensions between the EU and U.S. are making everything wobble like a tipsy debutante. 🍸🌍

Circle and Coinbase have committed to providing the digital asset infrastructure and enterprise tools needed to support the transition. 🤝🤖