Now, as Kamile Uray would tell you, weekends are usually about as exciting as watching paint dry. With the support zone stubbornly refusing to show signs of a bottom, it keeps the dreaded plummet at bay for now. It’s like trying to keep a herd of cats in one place-challenging, but somehow, it works.
Ethereum futures open interest has shot up to 13.01 million ETH, which translates to a whopping $40.22 billion across the major exchanges! 💰 Despite a few hiccups in the past hour or so (maybe someone tripped over their own feet?), open interest still rose by 0.69% in 24 hours. Traders are clearly throwing caution to the wind and adding fuel to the fire instead of retreating back to safety! 🔥
As the wise CryptoWzrd points out, both the daily candles for Chainlink and its scrappy cousin, LINK/BTC, closed with all the conviction of a politician on election day. This here lack of directional clarity means that neither the buyers nor the sellers are in the driver’s seat, reinforcing the old adage that patience is indeed a virtue-one that would do well to be exercised while prices continue to twiddle their thumbs in consolidation.
Behold, the arithmetic of despair: 26% in seven days, a descent from $432 to $378, as if the market itself weeps at the folly of its trust. ZEC now languishes 50% below its 2025 high-a monument to hubris and half-baked algorithms. 🪙📉
At this moment, Cosmos [ATOM] pirouettes at $2.64-a fleeting waltz of 8.2% on daily charts and 19% weekly, as if the market itself has been seduced by its charm. Volume swells like a heartbeat, and market cap blooms like a rose in the spring. Yet, one wonders: is this a genuine embrace or merely a fleeting flirtation? 🌹
This “Plan C” person – sounds like a heist movie – is saying the business cycle hasn’t done its thing yet. Apparently, Bitcoin peaks when the business cycle hits between 55 and 65. Right now, we’re at… under 50. So, basically, we haven’t even really warmed up the party yet. 🤔 It’s like saying, “Don’t worry, the hangover hasn’t even started!”
Picture this: Friday’s dramatic scene with Solana taking a nearly 4% nosedive after one too many curtain calls on its resistance stage. Lately, the altcoin has been living on the edge, trading between $120-$145 since that early November fall. It’s as if it keeps going through a breakup that’s just too hard to let go of.
South Korea is officially rolling out a Spot Bitcoin ETF by 2026. Because nothing says “economic stability” like betting the farm on a digital ledger. 🐄💻
Here we stand, in a world where the ledger of wealth is both phantom and fiery, where Dogecoin now frolics with strength, bolstered by the clandestine gathering of a mighty whale. Over 218 million DOGE, in the twinkling of an eye, over 12 hours, conjured a surge of confidence in this modern myth of currencies.
BNY’s latest trick? Mirroring institutional clients’ cash balances on a private blockchain. A noble endeavor, one might say, if you ignore the fact that banks have been “innovating” since the invention of the ledger. 🕵️♂️ The service kicks off with collateral and margin workflows-those sacred rituals of the financial priesthood. BNY’s traditional systems keep records in their own private blockchain, which is just a fancy way of saying, “We’re too busy to trust anyone else.”