Ethereum to $5,700? Or Will It Crash Harder Than My Dating Life?

Carter’s over on X (yeah, Twitter, but let’s call it X because we’re fancy now) saying Ethereum’s in this ‘ascending channel.’ Sounds like a bad dating app for elevators. Anyway, he’s all bullish because the price hasn’t broken below the channel yet. Great. My ex didn’t break my heart either-doesn’t mean she’s coming back.




