Take a look at that beautiful trendline, my friends. Solana continues its march upward, with its price holding steady above it, like a valiant knight standing guard. Every bounce strengthens the higher-low pattern-an age-old signal that the bulls are in charge. If this trendline survives, we might be seeing a move beyond the $190 to $200 resistance zone, pushing Solana toward higher targets. And who doesn’t love a good climb? 🚀
Our self-confessed wizard Darkfost-imagine a man in a velvet jacket who consults graphs the way fortune-tellers read coffee grounds-leans over the parapet of Platform X and whispers: “The mood has shifted, dear citizens.”
Lo and behold, after climbing to the vertiginous height of 1.35 million Bitcoin-days on the 23rd of July, the indicator has tumbled down the staircase like a tipsy duchess.
Translation: the gray-haired whales are now hodling rather than dumping. They hug their digital mattresses tighter than a Muscovite hugs a radiator in January.
Crypto’s taking a bit of a nosedive-Bitcoin, Ether, and others dipped, but Chainlink’s LINK kept a stiff upper lip. Solana? Oh, just hitting a speed record, darling. Japan’s idea of a yen-backed stablecoin is being hailed as some sort of game changer, or possibly just a good excuse to buy more sushi.
Crypto and institutional finance, once as distant as the moon and a toaster, now dance together. On Monday, August 18, BTSC declared a $0.05 per share dividend in Ethereum. A first in the annals of public companies, though one might question if it’s a triumph or a trick. 🕵️♂️
“Enough with the crypto Jenga,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered, “BTC and ETH are now the bricks you don’t try to remove. Trust me, I’m a businessman.” The Trump family, ever the crypto enthusiasts, has been actively discussing digital assets like they’re planning a family reunion. 🏠
Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, remains vulnerable to further declines, having lost its luster after hitting those giddy heights above $124,000 just days ago.
Despite the sluggishness of spot prices, derivatives traders have unleashed a veritable stampede of speculation. Open interest has ballooned beyond $3.7 billion, suggesting that leveraged traders are wagering their kibble on a wild ride. Meanwhile, trading volumes have drooped by over 40%, as if the market has momentarily paused to sniff the grass. Such divergence often heralds violent swings, and DOGE, ever the prankster, sits poised to deliver a jolt of volatility. 🐾
Behold, the dichotomy of man! While the masses panic over ETH’s rollercoaster ride, institutions march onward, their coffers swelling with digital ether. One might call it faith, or perhaps the cold calculus of avarice. Either way, the Ethereum blockchain now bears the weight of 6.01 million ETH in ETFs, with BlackRock’s ETHA hoarding 3.49 million-a veritable treasure trove for a fund that could probably buy a small island by now. 🏝️
Here’s the dirt, the grime, the sweat-stained ledger of last week’s circus:
According to the benevolent sages at Lookonchain (who, unlike most bureaucrats, actually observe things), this Whale – a financial Rasputin of sorts – is stuffing its pockets with Chainlink (LINK) as though they were passports to a land free of tax collectors.