BNB (BNB) price, though beset by waves of downside pressure, now exhibits early signs of stabilization, a feat most commendable. 🙌 The $800 support, once a mere whisper, now roars with vigor, reinforced by repeated closes above the Value Area Low and a notable absence of bearish fervor. 🧠
Cypherpunk Technologies just decided to drop $29 million like it’s pocket change to snag 56,418.09 ZEC at an average price of $514.02 per token. Now their grand total sits at 290,062.67 ZEC, which is about 1.76% of the whole shebang in circulation. Who knew privacy could be this pricey? 😂
Now, let’s put this into perspective. At the time of writing, XRP is lounging around at $1.87, according to CoinMarketCap, with all the urgency of a sloth on a Sunday afternoon. Its market value is a respectable $113.34 billion, and its 24-hour volume is about $1.72 billion. But if Kim’s prediction comes true, XRP’s market value would skyrocket to a jaw-dropping $181.82 billion. That’s right-we’re talking about a leap that would make it the fourth-largest cryptocurrency by market cap, just behind Tether, which is sitting pretty at $187.14 billion. 🤑📈
The drama unfolded when Schiff, in a move as predictable as a Hitchhiker’s Guide plot twist, praised silver’s plunge from $84 to $72 as a golden (or should we say, silvery?) opportunity. Meanwhile, he slammed a business intelligence firm’s Bitcoin strategy, claiming their $75,000 average purchase price had only netted a 16% gain over five years. “Poor!” he cried, clutching his gold bars like a hoarder in a post-apocalyptic sitcom. 🤑
The rally began with all the drama of a Russian novel’s third act. Bitcoin, having plummeted to $87K, suddenly remembered it’s a “risk-on” asset. Or maybe it just missed the spotlight. 🌟
According to the latest gossip from the crypto corner, DOGE hit a low of $0.1232, shedding a whopping 74% from its peak in 2025. Makes you wonder if it’s got a point to prove or just a penchant for dramatic exits. Now it’s trailing behind other coins in the popularity contest, and frankly, it’s not even close to being the belle of the ball anymore.
But let us not dawdle! The tale unfolds thus:
A dance of madness
Metaplanet, the plucky little company with pockets deeper than a giant’s trousers, has thrown another $451 million into the Bitcoin cauldron. And all this while the market was doing the financial equivalent of the cha-cha-cha on a tightrope. 🕺💸
If approved by shareholders on January 13, 2026, the all-stock merger would combine the two companies’ operations to manage approximately 13,000 BTC, instantly ranking the new entity among the top 11 public companies by Bitcoin holdings. 🚀 Just what we needed: more crypto billionaires with a corporate title. 🧠👑
