The market hasn’t performed well recently, and the value of XRP has been decreasing. Adding to this, significant investors have been selling off large amounts of XRP, suggesting the price is likely to continue falling.
The enigmatic custodians of Bitcoin’s treasury, cloaked in the moniker Strategy (MSTR), have once again expanded their hoard by 1,229 BTC, swelling their collection to 672,497 units-a hoard that whispers of both genius and madness.
Key Takeaways, Darling:
Our dear Bitcoin (BTC), that once-glorious cryptocurrency, has taken another tumble, dropping by a modest 0.4% in just one day. It seems the crypto gods are not smiling upon us today.
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Now, this means Ripple can’t go about unlocking XRP willy-nilly, like a chap raiding the biscuit tin mid-afternoon. The whole shebang is designed to keep the circulation as tidy as a well-pressed trouser, avoiding those pesky price dips caused by an overabundance of assets. Claver assures us there’s “no emergency releases possible,” even if the demand for XRP spikes like a fever in flu season. No soup for you, market floods! 🌊🚫
Armstrong, with a voice that could make a mime speak, announced on X, “Bitcoin is good for USD.” Naturally, he argued that this cryptocurrency, often mistaken for a rogue shiny object, actually fosters a virtuous competition-sort of like a high-stakes fitness contest-helping Uncle Sam keep inflation and deficits in check. Because nothing says “stability” like a currency that can disappear faster than your last diet resolution. 🍔🙃
Meanwhile, across the vast wilds of the crypto jungle, Bitcoin (BTC) decided to throw a tantrum, briefly peaking over the $90,000 cliff-perhaps trying to outdo the crown prince of coins. It’s up 3% in 24 hours, showing that even in chaos, there’s some order-sort of like a dog chasing its tail. Ethereum (ETH), Ripple (XRP), and Solana (SOL) are all happily trading in the green, humming a tune of speculative harmony, because why not? It’s all fun and games until someone loses a digital wallet.
The late-year mood? A soft Q4 tape, which is to say, a gentle nudge from the market’s collective elbow. Thorn noted BTC dipped 36% below its October 6, 2025 high of $125,296, even as bullish headlines rained down like confetti at a party no one invited. 🎉
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