Spring laid a kerchief of green nickels on the sidewalk, and Ethereum-fickle Muse of iron wallets-flung another half-billion at Blackrock’s feet. The second chorus of data sang: $523 920 000. Two days, two symphonies; the bull desk is now a chapel where hedge-fund monks genuflect before scrolling tickers 🙇♂️🙇♀️
Snow Falls on ARKB, Coffee Warms IBIT, Yet Fidelity & Blackrock Feast Like Pigeons on Hot Pretzels 💸
If Monday was the declaration (“I do!” shouted the ETF groom), then Tuesday is the matrimonial banquet: salads of sats, roasted ETH loins, each bite perfumed by Nasdaq’s bandwidth. Two straight days, no outflows-crickets check their wallets and weep.
Meanwhile, the trading floor hums like a samovar; $3.19 billion swirl in a porcelain storm the color of Moscow dusk.
ETHA (alias Blackrock) scooped $318.67 minions-million, sorry, my tongue still believes fairy-tales.
FETH purred like an overfed tabby at +$144.93 M.
ETHE Mini Trust, a dandy in pleated code, pocketed $44.25 M and winked at the moon.
Even CETH, a shy 21Shares sibling, carried home crumbs worth $1.80 M-just enough for subway fare and a smirk😉
Over in the other chapel-colder, barer, smelling of old pizza and teen HODLers-bitcoin ETFs snuck along a velvet rope. IBIT alone stuffed $111.44 M into hymn books, while ARKB and GBTC, those wandering fiddlers, slipped out the side door with $23.86 M and $21.63 M respectively. Still, net positive: the floorboard creaked under $66 M; $155 B total assets rise like a steeple someone glued to Wall Street overnight.
Thus the race no longer gnaws its own tail; it has turned haughty, elder-bearded, rewriting ledgers while humming Rachmaninoff in a minor wallet key. The guard changes-change your socks, not the guard, my mother would say-still, Ethereum laughs, gold incisor glinting, leaving frost on every other coin that thought it had booked the next sleeper train to Valhalla 🚂🌕
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