TL;DR
- The Pi Network Core Team just dropped not one, but TWO new features: They’ve invited artificial intelligence to their blockchain party, and rolled out a shiny platform-level utility service for staking. Basically, robots and tokens walk into a bar…
- Meanwhile, the PI token is doing its best roller coaster impression—down another 5% in 24 hours. Hold onto your wallets, folks.
PI and AI: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blockchain 🤖
Let’s face it: The blockchain is here to solve every human problem, except, y’know, the ones it can’t. So, what do you do when you’ve run out of problems? You invent new ones with AI!
- First up: Apparently there’s a gap between “AI infrastructure” and “real production.” Translation: The robots aren’t doing our laundry yet.
- No one knows what humans are for anymore, aside from clicking “I am not a robot.”
- And in the “Gee, thanks, Skynet” department: How does society keep the loot fair if all the work is done by code that doesn’t even need sleep?
But wait, there’s more! The Pi squad is convinced that if you glue enough AI to blockchain, you’ll get the holy grail of “social redistribution.” (Insert dramatic music. Maybe some jazz hands.)
Of course, for this whole scheme to mean anything, they’ve gotta actually prove stuff is real, build enough apps to keep people busy, have a loud enough fan club, and, you know, actually use the blockchain.
Thankfully, they have answers! You want KYC? They’ve got it. Users? How about 13 million migrated and 60 million total. If only half of them understand what’s going on, that’s still a pretty big crowd.
Now, to introduce the Pi App Studio—designed so you (yes, you!) can create apps with AI. Is it finished? Well… it’s in beta. So, no, but you can look at it. Maybe poke it with a stick.
“Features? Oh, we’ve got features!” says the Core Team. “Guided workflows! A whole stadium full of creators! Quick iterations! You can almost smell the progress!”
The final app studio will let you whip up more online products than you can shake a stick at. In other words, wait for the next episode, because right now, options are limited. Beta testing: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Ecosystem Directory Staking: You Stake, You Rank, You Celebrate (Maybe) 🎲
Next up in the Pi Network Circus: Ecosystem Directory Staking! Basically, you can now stake your PI tokens to apps you like and make them more popular in the Ecosystem Interface. It’s “decentralized,” which means no one has to take responsibility if it all goes bananas.
Live today in the Pi Browser (assuming you remembered your password). Stick your tokens on whatever you want to see at the top of the list—because everyone wants their favorite app to be #1! Or at least #2. We can’t all be winners.
In the middle of all this, the PI token is busy impersonating an elevator in freefall—another 5% gone, now clinging for dear life at $0.52. Somebody call an engineer!
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2025-06-28 10:42