Rich Dad Cautions: Is ‘Paper Bitcoin’ Just a Trendy Wallpaper? 😱💸

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So, Robert Kiyosaki—yes, the “Rich Dad Poor Dad” guy—is throwing shade on Bitcoin (BTC) exposure through ETFs. Because apparently, holding a glorified piece of paper is the new “I’m still getting my life together” vibe.

In a delightfully panicked post on the social media platform X (because Twitter was just too stable), Kiyosaki let loose with some hot takes about Bitcoin ETF shares. He compared them to “paper,” as if we’re on an episode of “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” and the answer is still a resounding “NO!”

“BEWARE of PAPER!” That’s classic dad advice for you. Next, he’ll suggest eating broccoli for dessert. 🥦

“I know ETFs make investing easier for the average investor….so, yay for those who can’t figure out their own taxes. But beware!”

So, what’s on Kiyosaki’s recommended care package for the average investor? Let’s see:

He then went full “dad” mode, stating, “An ETF is like having a picture of a gun for personal defense.” Which is a hilarious reference, unless you’re trying to defend your Bitcoin portfolio from a market crash—then it’s just tragic. 🎯

Sometimes, he says, it’s best to have the real deal—gold, silver, Bitcoin, and maybe a gun? You know, just in case your buddy tries to swipe your pizza during game night. 🍕🏆

Funny how he wrapped it up by suggesting that if you know the difference between “real” and “paper,” you’re better than the average Joe. Well, that sounds like a fun bar trivia night! 🧠🥳

Oh, and by the way, Bitcoin ETFs are booming right now. The latest gossip from Coinglass suggests they’re strutting around with a market cap of $152.73 billion. That’s like, a small country worth of paper fun!

Top of the list? BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) taking the crown at $86.11 billion. Fidelity and Grayscale aren’t far behind, just like that friend who insists on borrowing money but always “pays you back” with avocado toast dreams.

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2025-07-27 12:21