Satoshi Bitcoin For Sale?

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Okay, so Bitcoin‘s doing that thing where it’s just… hanging out. 🧘‍♀️ Like a really expensive, digital sloth. It’s sort of stuck between $115,000 and its previous high of $123,000. Bulls are flexing, bears are grumbling, and everyone’s just waiting for something to *happen*. It’s riveting, I swear. 😴

But here’s where it gets interesting. Apparently, a wallet that’s been collecting dust since the Satoshi era (you know, the OG Bitcoin days? Like, when wearing a beanie was peak fashion?) has decided to wake up. Some analyst named Darkfost (very mysterious name, by the way) has been tracking this thing, and it just transferred 80,000 BTC to Galaxy Digital. 80,000! That’s like, a *lot* of Bitcoin. People are now speculating whether this means they’re about to dump it all on the market. Which, you know, would be a *choice*. 😬

And the timing? *Chef’s kiss*. Increased activity on exchanges, people talking about selling off their profits… the market’s basically a teenager about to have a dramatic breakdown. So, yeah, the possibility of someone selling a chunk of this ancient Bitcoin treasure is making everyone a little nervous.

Whale Selling… Obviously.

Darkfost reports that Galaxy Digital has now moved 1,500 BTC to Binance. Yup, you read that right. 1,500. Those are coins from that ancient wallet, and now they’re officially…up for grabs. 💸

That’s about $180 million. Just casually sitting there. But here’s the kicker: they’re moving *fast*. Like, record-breaking fast. The entire 80,000 BTC stash is worth roughly $9.54 billion. So, it’s not like they’re selling a souvenir t-shirt. It’s…a significant portion of the history of the internet. Just a thought.

Some people are panicking, saying this is a warning sign. Like, “Oh no! The early adopters are taking their profits!” Others are all, “Relax, it’s just a savvy investor finally cashing in after holding since, like, dial-up was a thing.” I’m personally taking the “savvy investor” approach. I mean, wouldn’t *you* cash out after that kind of return? 🤷‍♀️

Bitcoin’s Doing the “Tight Range” Thing

Bitcoin is currently chilling around $118,000, wiggling around between $115,730 and $123,230. It had a big moment earlier this month when it hit a new high of $123,230 – peak excitement! – but now it’s just… stable. Like a slightly overpriced houseplant. 🌱 The good news is, it’s still above all its moving averages, which means long-term holders are still feeling good about things. (Probably.)

The charts look “healthy,” apparently. Which is always a good sign. If it stays above $115,730, things could go up. But, you know, *could*. And if it dips below…well, let’s not talk about it. Let’s just hope everyone remembers to breathe. 🧘

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2025-07-19 11:48