Holy Flying Crypto Whales, Batman! 🚀 Yesterday the market got a sock in the jaw when Satoshi-era wallets did the old “Now you see me, now your portfolio doesn’t.” But wait, the plot chickens – I mean thickens! Suddenly, everyone’s whispering: Was Satoshi Nakamoto, the man, myth, legend, maybe also an XRP mega-whale?
Turns out there’s an old court doc where Ripple’s CTO, David “Mr. Wizard” Schwartz, said Satoshi “held enormous amounts of XRP.” Stop the presses! Somebody get this man a lie detector and a tinfoil hat! 🎩⚡️
David Schwartz said Satoshi holds $XRP …
LINK TO COURT CASE PDF BELOW
— (@XrpHodL_) July 4, 2025
So what happened? Schwartz got grilled: “You say, ‘we control lots of XRP’. Is this better than Bitcoin?” Our boy Dave shot back, “Back then? Who knows, maybe Satoshi had a boatload of XRP.” Real scientific, David, real scientific. 🔬
Naturally the internet did a double take. Especially when Schwartz started referencing 2017 like Doc Brown in Back to the Future. “Where we’re going, we don’t need facts!”
X user Tiffany Hayden joined the circus, asking, “How much XRP did Satoshi hold? Did you really say this and nobody cared?” Schwartz responded with the kind of clarity you expect from a fortune cookie: “What was the question?” Thank you, David, never change.
Now, here’s the rub: Satoshi disappeared from crypto way back in 2010-2011, leaving fewer clues than D. B. Cooper. Since then, no action on his wallets, no XRP, nada. And David’s “probably held XRP” comment? Yeah, “probably” as in “maybe Elvis is alive and trading Dogecoin.”
It doesn’t help that people are obsessed with the idea that Schwartz might be Satoshi, or Satoshi might be Schwartz, or both of them are just three raccoons in a labcoat. 🦝🦝🦝 Schwartz says he didn’t join the Bitcoin party until 2011, so unless he can time travel, the math doesn’t add up. The whitepaper came out in 2008 – back when nobody wanted your Bitcoin, your Beanie Babies, or your friend requests.
XRP: Satoshi’s Real Vision? Or Just a Hallucination?
Some guy named John Squire declared XRP is basically Satoshi’s dream come true—finally something faster than a snail riding a turtle. XRP fans are all in: “It’s cheaper! It’s quicker! It slices, it dices, but wait—there’s more!”
Meanwhile, community cheerleader Alex Cobb is connecting dots with a crayon, pointing out Satoshi’s last words in April 2011: “I’ve moved on to other things.” (Probably ice fishing or goat yoga, but sure, let’s say XRP.)
Could Satoshi Have Helped Create XRP? (Or was he just bored?)
Hey, no proof! But Schwartz and other XRP OGs did hang around Bitcoin in the early days. People love a good conspiracy, even better when it involves millions of dollars in magic internet money.
And there’s this: old emails from Satoshi call the original Ripple—yes, from 2004—“unique.” The catch? He meant RipplePay. But who can keep track of digital money names when they multiply like rabbits?
Some sleuths also notice that as soon as Satoshi ghosted the scene in 2011, XRP started popping up. Coincidence? Alien contact? Ancient astronauts? Meanwhile, Arthur Britto reappears online, old BTC wallets start moonwalking, and every office watercooler is buzzing: “Did Satoshi help cook up XRP on the side?” 🎭
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2025-07-05 15:03