Oh, darling, buckle up! Peter Brandt, the chart whisperer, has just thrown some serious shade at Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin joyride. Apparently, the Sayl_boat is looking a bit leaky, and investors might start eyeing the lifeboats. “MS will do just great,” Brandt quipped, “but what about his investors?” Honey, if you’re holding MSTR, you might want to check your flotation device.
Meanwhile, in the crypto circus, XRP is drowning in dollar waters, Shiba Inu is doing its best impression of a lead balloon, and Bitcoin is flirting with a $50k cliff. Spoiler alert: it’s not a romantic comedy.
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$900 Million Down the Drain
Brandt’s snarky tweet comes just as MicroStrategy’s “HODL till you drop” strategy hits its first major speed bump of 2026. Thanks to Lookonchain, we now know Saylor’s Bitcoin treasure chest is $900 million lighter. Ouch. The company’s like, “We’re fine, we’re fine,” but the investors? They’re probably googling “how to sell MSTR stock before it hits zero.”
Speaking of MSTR, its shares are down 72% from their 2024 peak. Seven months in the red. Someone get this stock a therapist, stat.
A One-Way Ticket to $54k?
Brandt’s chart is basically a horror movie plot. Bitcoin’s breaking down from a “bear flag” channel, and there’s an arrow pointing straight to $54,059.60. If that happens, MicroStrategy’s holdings will be underwater faster than the Titanic. Spoiler: no one’s singing “My Heart Will Go On” here.
So, will investors jump ship, or will they go down with the Sayl_boat? Place your bets, folks. It’s gonna be a wild ride.
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