SEC to Approve 16 Crypto ETFs in October? 🤯 Solana, XRP, Doge-Is This Real Life?!

October is going to be a circus! The SEC is about to drop 16 crypto ETF decisions like it’s 2008 all over again. Solana? XRP? Dogecoin? What is this, a crypto lottery? 🤡 Litecoin’s getting in on the action too. I swear, if this passes, my goldfish will start trading Bitcoin. 🐠

Let me get this straight: The SEC, the same group that once called Bitcoin a “fraud,” is suddenly best friends with crypto? Either they’ve lost their minds, or someone’s slipping them Dogecoin-shaped cookies. 🍪 Either way, get ready for a wild ride. Your grandma’s about to buy an ETF and call it “smart investing.” 😂

‘Enormous’ Weeks Ahead for Crypto ETFs

Nate Geraci says the next few weeks are “enormous” for crypto ETFs. Oh great, another word for “chaos.” The SEC’s deadlines are coming like a swarm of bees at a picnic. First up: Canary’s Litecoin ETF. Sounds like a bird-related Ponzi scheme. 🐦

Then it’s Solana, Dogecoin, XRP, and Cardano. The SEC could approve them all tomorrow or take until Christmas. Classic bureaucracy! They’re like, “Surprise! Here’s your ETF… three years late.” 🎁

*Enormous* next few weeks for spot crypto ETFs…

SEC final deadlines approaching on numerous filings.

Starts this week w/ deadline on Canary spot ltc ETF.

Will be followed by decisions on sol, doge, xrp, ada, & hbar ETFs (though SEC can approve any or all of these whenever).

– Nate Geraci (@NateGeraci) September 28, 2025

BlackRock, Fidelity ETFs Missing

Guess what? Fidelity and BlackRock aren’t even in the October lineup. The SEC’s playing favorites again. “Sorry, big guys-let the little fish flounder first!” 🙄 But hey, at least we’ll have something to talk about besides the weather. ☀️

Bloomberg says there’s a 90% chance these ETFs pass. Oh, so now it’s a sure thing? What’s next, the SEC endorsing Shiba Inu as the national currency? 🐕 The recent “commodity-based trust shares” rule is just a fancy way of saying, “We’re winging it.”

James Seyffart calls it a “wave of ETP launches.” More like a tsunami of confusion. Hold on to your wallets! 💸

Altcoin Rally Next?

The SEC has 92 crypto ETFs waiting in the wings. That’s more than the number of excuses I have for losing money in the stock market. 🤷 Analysts say don’t chase coins-just sit back and let institutions “do their thing.” Yeah, because that’s never gone wrong before. 🚀

Ted Pillows says SOL, XRP, DOGE, and LTC have high approval chances. Two outcomes? Either a spike followed by a crash (classic!), or a dip followed by a “sustainable rally” (whatever that means). My portfolio’s been sustainable for years-it’s just sitting there doing nothing. 😅

If these ETFs pass, everyday investors can finally jump in without looking like a fool. Institutions will pour money in, and we’ll all pretend we knew this was happening. The market’s entering a “new phase,” which is code for “we have no idea what’s next.” 🌀

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2025-09-29 14:29