SharpLink’s $100M ETH Splash: Dip or Drown? 🤑

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn because Arkham Intelligence (yes, the blockchain sleuths) just caught SharpLink sliding $108 million in USDC to Galaxy Digital’s OTC desk. 💸✨ Likely for a cool 31,900 ETH. Casual, right? 🛒🚀

This isn’t SharpLink’s first rodeo. They’re already the second-largest corporate ETH hoarder with over 438,000 ETH. Only BitMine (Tom Lee’s baby) beats them. 🏆 But let’s be real, who’s counting? 🙄

Speaking of Tom Lee, he’s out here predicting ETH will hit $15k. 🌕 His reasons? “Strong fundamentals,” “legal clarity,” and “institutional demand.” Aka, the crypto version of “because I said so.” 👨‍💼📈

Corporate ETH stashes are now worth over $10 billion. The Ether Machine, Ethereum Foundation, and PulseChain are living their best lives in the top five. 🏦💼 Apparently, ETH is the new Bitcoin for corporate cool kids. 🕶️

SharpLink’s latest buy comes as ETH chills below its $3,900 high. Coincidence? Or did they hear Eric Trump’s “buy the dip” whisper? 🤔 For these companies, a market lull is just a fancy word for “bargain hunting.” 🛍️💎

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Unless you’re into losing money dramatically. Always DYOR and consult someone who actually knows what they’re doing. Coindoo.com is just here for the memes. 🤡📉

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2025-08-03 17:05