Well, darling, it’s all happening in the mad, mad world of digital bones and waggy-tailed crypto. The Shiba Inu set has been forced to issue one of those perfectly tiresome security alerts. It seems a positively dreary collection of charlatans are attempting to bamboozle the holders with promises of early access to this LEASH v2 thingummy. How utterly predictable.
A Word from the Unflappable Lucie
The divine Lucie, a beacon of sense in a world of nonsense, has taken to her platform to spell it out for the slower members of the party. Her advice, which one must assume was delivered with a raised eyebrow and a sigh of exasperation, is to simply avoid any link that promises a secret soiree or a private preview of the upgrade.
She was terribly clear on the matter: no presales, no clandestine airdrops, no backstage passes. The whole migration will be a dreadfully official affair, conducted through the one and only shib.io. Anything else is simply not done.
⚠️ Safety Notice, Darlings!
Do be careful of the utter rogues pretending to offer a sneak peek at LEASH v2. The only migration will occur through the official channels, announced in the proper fashion.
There are no secret handshakes, no special treats, and certainly no links from dubious characters. And for heaven’s sake, don’t go connecting your wallet to just anyone! It’s simply not respectable.
– 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) August 25, 2025
These frightful confidence tricksters, my dear, are only after one thing: to relieve you of your digital trinkets. They’ll ask you to connect your wallet or, heaven forbid, send tokens directly. A faux pas of the highest order! Lucie assures us that no one from the *actual* team would be so vulgar as to ask for such a thing.
This little spot of bother arrives just as the entire crypto carnival is experiencing a rather tedious surge in fraud. August has been simply *infested* with impersonators. With Shiba Inu’s colossal following of retail investors-a charmingly naive bunch-vigilance is the absolute order of the day.
The Dreaded LEASH v2 Plot Thickens
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one foresaw, a SHIB developer has admitted they are, in fact, working on the thing. Apparently, they discovered some ghastly old code left behind by the original chap, causing a most inconvenient supply issue. The new version promises a fixed supply, putting a stop to that dreadful habit of creating new tokens willy-nilly.
The plan, they say, is to make the migration frightfully fair with a “burn-to-claim” process. They’ve even called in an external auditor to look the contract over-how responsible! Talks with exchanges are underway, and they promise a public testnet and a bug bounty. One does hope the only thing they bounty is the bug and not one’s entire life savings. 😉
And despite the price performing with all the vitality of a dead fish, trading continues at a simply manic pace. On Sunday, over three trillion SHIB tokens changed hands. Three trillion! It appears interest hasn’t so much waned as it has become a spectacular monument to mass hysteria. Bravo.
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2025-08-25 17:00