Ah, Shiba Inu, the eternal enfant terrible of crypto-so eager to dive into chaos and somehow still wearing a smile. Yesterday’s spectacle was a masterclass in market: one of those legendary derivatives hiccups where the leverage gets spun around faster than a dog chasing its tail. And yet, instead of the usual red repainting the charts, SHIB decided to hit a green encore. 💚
On what looks like a four-hour drama from CoinGlass, nearly all the liquidations targeted the longs-a staggering $10,590 evaporated from their hopes, while the shorts barely felt a tap-only $213.72. That’s how you get a headline screaming ‘5,000% imbalance’ without the market actually collapsing into a coma. Usually, such one-sided wipeouts signal latecomers or the market saying, “Hold my beer,” before it knocks them out. But nope, this time, the price refused to play into the narrative. It just hiked a teeny bit and then bounced-or maybe it was just showing off, who knows? 😏

According to TradingView, SHIB was last seen flirting around $0.00000721, up just enough to make you question if the crypto gods are teasing us or just playing their favorite game-“how much can we confuse the mortals?” The intraday moves looked like a caffeine-fueled roller coaster, a rapid leap followed by some choppy peacocking-no slow bleed, no sad liquidation lullaby, just a quick flash of green and a cool head-scratching pause.
The Great Imbalance Mystery
The real kicker? Shorts didn’t get much of a punch-barely a scratch-meaning it’s not a classic short squeeze story. Instead, what we saw was a lightning-fast long purge, sweeping away the crowded leverage, followed by the brave spot buyers sneaking in, claiming victory once the madness hit pause.
If SHIB can hold around $0.0000072 and defend this precious spot, derivatives traders might see this as a fresh start-a reset button-eyeing a sneaky return to the spike zone, chasing that sweet meme coin glory. But beware: if another long liquidation burst comes along and pushes the price below $0.000007, this green day could turn out to be just the universe’s cruel little trap, leading to a deeper dip and more tears. 🌧️💸
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2025-12-26 18:05