tag, and not repeated as a header. The original title is about Pepe Coin crashing. Maybe something like “Pepe Coin’s Epic Fail: Why This Frog’s Price is Drowning 🐸💸” That’s catchy, under 100 characters, and has emojis. Now, the body. The original starts with a 76% dive. I should add humor here. Maybe compare the crash to something relatable, like a breakup. “Pepe Coin’s price has taken a nosedive so dramatic, even Wile E. Coyote would wince.” That’s sarcastic and funny. “forming a Death Cross that’s more ominous than Mercury retrograde.” That’s a relatable comparison with a touch of sarcasm. For the whale dumping part, comparing whales to exes unloading stuff: “Whales are offloading tokens like they’re my ex’s old sweaters.” Adds humor and personalizes it. Futures open interest dropping could be likened to a reality show cancellation: “futures open interest has plummeted faster than a reality TV star’s career.” Emojis like 📉💥 fit here. The fundamentals section mentions public figures dumping tokens. Maybe joke about them being “smart money” but not that smart: “Public figures are dumping tokens faster than I abandon diets in January.” Relatable and a bit self-deprecating. Ending with a note that if the price goes up, the prediction is invalid, but with a joke about buying a new crystal ball. Adds a humorous twist. I need to ensure all images are retained, no tags, no color styles. Replace all technical jargon with more colloquial, funny equivalents. Keep the structure but make each point more engaging with Helen Fielding’s witty voice. Check for emojis placement to enhance the humor without overdoing it. Make sure the title is only in the tag and not as a header. Avoid markdown and stick to HTML as required.End of Thought (13.38s) Pepe Coin’s Epic Fail: Why This Frog’s Price is Drowning 🐸💸

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Pepe Coin’s price has taken a nosedive so dramatic, even Wile E. Coyote would wince. 🤭 From November highs to December lows-a 76% plunge! And guess what? The charts scream “run for the hills” louder than a toddler at nap time. Let’s dissect this trainwreck.

  • Formed a Head-and-Shoulders pattern that screams “I’ve made poor life choices.” 🧠🦴
  • Descended into a triangle-shaped dumpster fire on the daily chart. 🔺🔥
  • Whales are offloading tokens like they’re my ex’s old sweaters. 🐋💸

Technical tea: Pepe’s chart looks like my dating profile-hopeless

Pepe Coin (PEPE) went from “I’m a high-roller!” at $0.00001667 in May to “I’m basically Monopoly money” at $0.0000067. The price dropped below $0.0000091-a support level so betrayed it’s starting a podcast. 🎧💔

It’s also slumped under both the 50-day and 200-day moving averages like a teenager avoiding eye contact. And let’s not forget the Death Cross it formed on August 27-a celestial event so ominous, even astrology accounts are blocking it. 🌑

But wait! The pièce de résistance? A head-and-shoulders pattern since March 2024. The head? $0.00002840. The shoulders? Still sore from holding that pose too long. Neckline? $0.0000057. Break that, and we’re talking targets at $0.000005754 (aka “rock bottom light”) and possibly $0.000002793 (“rock bottom, but make it crypto”).

Pro tip: If it somehow vaults $0.00000911, this whole article is trash. 🗑️ But hey, miracles happen-right after pigs fly. 🐷✈️

Demand’s drier than my humor-whales are bailing

Fundamentals? More depressing than a rainy Tuesday. Nansen data says whales cut holdings by 20% last month-now at 4.89 trillion tokens. Remember when they hoarded 6.13 trillion? Those were the salad days. 🥗💸

Public figures? Dumping tokens faster than I delete exes’ numbers. Holdings: 91.94 billion, down from 100.8 billion in September. Smart money? Not so smart now-they sold 38% of their stash. 🙃

Meanwhile, futures open interest plunged to $250M (from July’s $1.02B). That’s a drop sharper than my grandma’s Wi-Fi signal. CoinGlass adds: funding rates are negative, and daily trading volume? From $5B to $600M. Demand’s evaporated. Evaporated! 🧪💨

In conclusion: Pepe Coin’s 2025 is going great. 🎉 If you’re bullish, may I interest you in a bridge in Brooklyn? 🏗️

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