🏛️BREAKING: The Shiba Inu memecoin has decided to go full Marie Kondo on its supply, incinerating a staggering 2,481,036 SHIB in just 24 hours. That’s a burn rate of 157,726%-a number so high it makes my last attempt at a New Year’s resolution look downright achievable. 🐕🦺🔥
SHIB Price: Rallying Like It’s Trying to Recover Its Dignity
According to Shibburn, the official Shiba Inu burn tracker (because of course that’s a thing), the ecosystem is now left with 589,247,732,073,096 SHIB in total supply. That’s still enough to fill every doghouse in the world, but hey, progress is progress. 🐶📉
HOURLY SHIB UPDATE$SHIB Price: $0.00001239 (1hr -0.22% ▼ | 24hr 1.54% ▲ )Market Cap: $7,302,271,924 (1.57% ▲)Total Supply: 589,247,732,073,096
TOKENS BURNTPast 24Hrs: 2,481,036 (157726.72% ▲)Past 7 Days: 14,068,717 (-76.32% ▼)
– Shibburn (@shibburn) August 30, 2025
In case you’re wondering, burning tokens is like setting your bread crusts on fire and calling it a diet plan. It reduces supply, which *should* increase demand and, theoretically, price. But this is crypto, so who knows? Maybe it’ll just make Elon Musk tweet something cryptic again. 🚀🤑
As of now, SHIB is trading at $0.00001238, with a market cap of $7.26 billion. Its 24-hour trading volume has increased by 14.61% to $248.56 billion-numbers so big they make me feel like I should’ve paid more attention in math class. 📈🧮
Snorter Bot: The Crypto Equivalent of a Piggy Bank
Meanwhile, Snorter Bot-the qardvark-themed crypto project that sounds like a rejected Muppet character-is raking in $3.56 million during its presale. Its design allegedly helps traders navigate the crypto market, which is like saying a Magic 8 Ball helps you make life decisions. 🐷💸
Current Presale Stats:
Current price: $0.1029
Amount raised so far: $3.56 million
Investors can purchase tokens using credit cards, debit cards, or cryptocurrency-because nothing says “financial security” like trading your Monopoly money for someone else’s Monopoly money. 🃏🤡
So there you have it: Shiba Inu is burning tokens, Snorter Bot is snorting its way to relevance, and I’m here wondering if I should’ve just invested in Starbucks gift cards instead. 🐕🦺☕
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2025-08-31 03:57