Tina Fey’s Take: Bitcoin Company Gets a Boost and Some BTC with a Side of Sarcasm

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So, I heard a little birdie in the crypto world chirped that Bitcoin Treasury Capital sold 13,803 Class B shares to a bunch of investors, both old and new, at SEK 287 per share. 🕊️ This price was right in line with the closing bell on the Spotlight Stock Market on August 14. How timely! 🕒

And guess what? All that moolah is going straight into buying more Bitcoin. Talk about a one-trick pony, but hey, if it works, it works, right? 🐴 The big idea here is to bump up the amount of BTC each share represents, which sounds like a plan to me. 🤔

CEO Christoffer De Geer chimed in, saying, “Every coin we grab makes us look bigger and bolder in the market, and it’s all part of our grand vision to make shareholders richer and our place in the crypto world even stronger.” He also mentioned that they managed to snag this deal at a valuation that was a bit pricier than their net asset value, because why not go the extra mile? 🏃‍♂️💨

Now, if you’re wondering what Bitcoin Treasury Capital actually does, it’s pretty straightforward: They live and breathe Bitcoin, aiming to be the ultimate transparent and investor-friendly way to get a piece of the BTC pie. 🥧

But don’t think they’re just handing out freebies. They’re all about the security and doing things the right way to keep those investors feeling safe and sound. 🛡️

With this fresh influx of cash, they’re doubling down on their Bitcoin buying spree, hoping to pack more BTC into each share and solidify their status as one of the heaviest hitters in the BTC public company game. 🏆

Just a friendly reminder: This article is for your amusement and information only. It’s not financial advice, and Coindoo.com isn’t telling you to buy or sell anything. Do your homework and talk to a pro before making any moves. 📚💼

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2025-08-15 20:45