Trump’s Bitcoin Venture: A Tale of Halts and Hilarity 🤑

Dear Reader, let me regale you with a tale of financial theatrics and digital dalliances. On Wednesday, the Nasdaq stock exchange, in its infinite wisdom, found it necessary to halt the trading of American Bitcoin (ABTC) shares not once, not twice, but a staggering five times! Oh, the drama! 🎭

ABTC, a Bitcoin (BTC) mining company co-founded by the illustrious Eric Trump and his equally charming brother, Donald Trump Jr., experienced a veritable rollercoaster of emotions. Shares soared by nearly 85%, reaching the dizzying heights of $14 per share, all thanks to a rather clever stock merger with Gryphon Digital Mining, another player in the crypto mining circus. 🎡

The first halt came at 3:09:35 UTC, much to the delight of market watchers everywhere, followed by a series of pauses at 3:20:11 UTC, 3:30:54, and 3:40:12. The final curtain fell at 3:47:58 UTC, though trading did eventually resume, with shares settling at a more modest $9.80. According to the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), this was all part of the grand plan. 🕰️

American Bitcoin’s debut to a trading frenzy is a testament to Wall Street’s insatiable appetite for digital asset firms and mining companies, as the crypto industry matures and becomes ever so slightly more respectable. 🌱

Crypto Firms Eye Merges to Go Public

American Bitcoin achieved its public status through an all-stock merger with Gryphon, a deal disclosed in late August, which provided the Trump family with a swifter path to the U.S. markets. It’s almost as if they were in a hurry to join the party. 🎉

Crypto companies are increasingly turning to mergers as a means to reach American investors, particularly through special purpose acquisition companies (SPACs) – entities that exist solely to find a suitable private company to merge with, thus bypassing the traditional and oh-so-boring initial public offering (IPO) process. 🛸

In August, Parataxis, a digital asset investment firm, announced plans to go public via a SPAC merger with SilverBox Corp IV. Upon completion, the new entity will be known as Parataxis Holdings (PRTX). How thrilling! 🚀

Investor Chamath Palihapitiya, never one to shy away from a good headline, filed for a SPAC called “American Exceptionalism Acquisition Corp A,” a $250 million blank check company with a focus on decentralized finance (DeFi), artificial intelligence, and energy. One can only imagine the possibilities! 🔮

And let us not forget Trump Media and Technology Group, a tech company co-founded by the former President himself, which announced a $6.4 billion SPAC deal with Crypto.com to establish a Cronos (CRO) treasury company in August. The world, it seems, is not ready for such innovation. 😂

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2025-09-03 21:39