Oh, the drama! 🕵️♂️ Television host Tucker Carlson, that paragon of financial wisdom, has declared he’ll never touch Bitcoin-because he’s convinced its enigmatic creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, is secretly a CIA operative! 🧠💰 What a twist! The man who once made a living out of spinning tales now fears a digital currency whose founder is as mysterious as a Russian novel’s ending. 📖✨ Carlson, ever the skeptic, prefers the comfort of gold-because nothing says “trust me” like a shiny rock that’s been around since the dawn of time. 🌟 Though he admits his theory is as solid as a house of cards in a hurricane, his words have sparked a frenzy in the crypto world, where everyone’s asking: Is Satoshi a spy, a genius, or just really bad at hiding their identity? 🤔💸 #BitcoinMystery #CIAOrNot
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