Unbelievable! Uniswap Soars While Others Trip Over Their Own Feet 😂

CoinDesk Indices

Ah, the daily spectacle of the CoinDesk Indices, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “cryptocurrency.” Today’s performance report is brought to you by the letter “C” for Chaos!

Behold! The CoinDesk 20 Index, that mystical realm where numbers dance like dervishes, is currently trading at a princely 2781.63, having risen ever so slightly-by a mere 1.3% (+35.91)-since the last tickle of the clock at 4 p.m. ET on Friday. Yes, folks, even in the world of digital currencies, every little bit counts!

In a shocking twist of fate, twelve of our twenty brave assets have decided to don their best upward-trending costumes today. What a sight to behold!

Among the valiant leaders, we have Uniswap (UNI) strutting its stuff with an impressive surge of 19.0%! It’s practically doing the cha-cha on the charts. Meanwhile, CRO, bless its little heart, is limping ahead with a humble 2.5%.

But alas, not all heroes wear capes; some merely wear frowns. AAVE has taken a nosedive of -16.2%, while BCH is sulking with a -5.1%. Poor souls, perhaps they should consider a hobby other than cryptocurrency!

For those unacquainted, the CoinDesk 20 is a grand index, a veritable smorgasbord of assets traded on platforms across the globe. It’s the international buffet of the financial world, where everything looks tempting until you realize it might not agree with your wallet!

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2025-12-22 18:34