Ah, Bitcoin! That capricious creature of the digital realm, which has plummeted more than 45% from its dizzying heights of October 2025. Like a dramatic stage play that leaves its audience in gasps, the spot crypto fund’s assets under management have tumbled to a mere $130 billion. And lo and behold, nearly 40% of the valiant Bitcoin ETF holders find themselves in a predicament-a staggering 50% recovery is their only hope for salvation!
But fear not, dear reader! For the wise sages of the financial world, Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan and GraniteShares CEO Will Rhind, graced us with their presence on CNBC, revealing that the culprits behind this sell-off are not the shadowy figures one might conjure in their imagination.
The Curious Case of the ETF Investors
Imagine! A net outflow of about $7 billion from Bitcoin ETFs-such a paltry sum compared to the grand total of assets! Most of this decline, they say, is due to the unforgiving hand of fate-the price drops, not the frantic redemptions one might expect.
The true merchants of despair? The long-term, steadfast holders of crypto, who have nurtured their positions over a decade and a half, now trimming their beloved portfolios like an overzealous gardener. Meanwhile, the advisors, bold adventurers of finance, are buying the dip with gleeful abandon.
Ah, but lurking in the shadows are the hedge funds and short-term traders, creating a ruckus that obscures the noble buying from the advisors. It’s a tale of two markets within a single product-fast money versus the patient investors, a veritable circus of contrasts!
Gold’s Dazzling Dance
As if choreographed by the fates, gold has burst through the $5,000 an ounce barrier, leaving Bitcoin to wallow in the depths of despair. Rhind, ever the astute observer, lamented:
“It’s tough to be a Bitcoin investor or crypto investor right now when you look at the price of gold going through $5,000 an ounce… the precious metals thing has really caught crypto investors sort of off guard. This is not supposed to happen.”
A Bear Market Like No Other
In prior bear markets, Bitcoin has danced the tango of despair with retracements of 77-85%. This time, however, it seems to be a gentler waltz, hovering around 50-52%. Hougan speculated that the ETF-based long-term holders might be acting as a price floor, even if their efforts have been unable to avert catastrophe.
Miraculously, outflows have slowed to just under $200 million, a curious development amidst the heavy price pressure, historically hinting at a potential turning point. Is the tide about to change?
Wall Street Opens Its Doors
In a plot twist worthy of a novel, all four major players-Morgan Stanley, Merrill Lynch, Wells Fargo, and UBS-are now allowing exposure to crypto products. Morgan Stanley, in a burst of enthusiasm, has filed to launch its very own spot Bitcoin ETF after clearing its battalion of approximately 15,000 financial advisors to promote existing wares.
Yet, Hougan, with a glint of realism in his eye, warned that a sharp recovery is unlikely. He philosophically mused:
“Usually these bear markets sort of die in exhaustion, not excitement. I would expect it to sort of bottom out slowly and then things like Morgan Stanley going all in on Bitcoin will be part of what accelerates us when we’re on the upside,” he said.
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