On that fateful day of October 13, 2025, amidst a cryptocurrency market that had all the stability of a tightrope walker over a pit of hungry crocodiles, the esteemed Strategy founder (and self-proclaimed Bitcoin oracle) Michael Saylor announced that his bemused establishment had managed to snag an additional 220 BTC. Yes, despite the market correction, there was confidence aplenty – or perhaps just a healthy dose of wishful thinking regarding Bitcoin as the holy grail of long-term value. 📈🤑
After teasing us all like a cat with a particularly elusive mouse on social media, Saylor confirmed the purchase on Monday, stating that this latest acquisition swelled Strategy’s ever-growing stash of Bitcoin, like a squirrel hoarding acorns before winter. The company is practically renowned for its not-so-subtle strategy of hoarding BTC and displaying an unwavering faith that Bitcoin will miraculously transform the treacherous tides of financial volatility into a champagne fountain. 🍾
“We’ve snagged 220 BTC for a meaty chunk of change – about ~$27.2 million at a dizzying price of ~$123,561 per coin,” Saylor proclaimed with the seriousness of a man discussing the weather in a tornado. “And, as of the last sunset of 10/12/2025, we proudly hoard 640,250 BTC acquired at a bargain price of around ~$74,000 per Bitcoin, spending only about a fresh $47.38 billion. Who says you can’t buy happiness?”
Strategy’s latest purchasing spree only reinforces Saylor’s apparent conviction that Bitcoin’s shimmering potential will prevail, even while the market rollercoaster whips everyone else into a frenzy. One cannot help but notice, however, that a fair few observers raised their eyebrows higher than a giraffe on stilts at the idea of buying BTC at a princely sum of over $123,000 per coin – a price one might expect for a meal at a rather extravagant restaurant rather than a digital currency. But who are we to question the decisions of those with a more robust appetite for risk? 🤨💸
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2025-10-13 16:39