In the wintry landscape of digital currencies, where once-gilded visions now crumble like stale matzo, Standard Chartered has taken its axe to the XRP prophecy. The bank’s oracle of doom slashed its 2026 price target from $8 to a measly $2.80-a 65% obliteration-as if the crypto market needed another eulogy. “Behold,” declared their digital soothsayers, “the token that once danced like a prima donna now sulks in the shadows, tripping over its own multi-month lows.” The culprits? A trifecta of despair: ETFs hemorrhaging cash, economies gasping under the weight of reality, and investors fleeing like rats from a sinking ship. Even Bitcoin and Ethereum, those stalwart titans, were dragged into the abyss, their forecasts gutted with the same ruthless glee. Truly, the future of finance is a dumpster fire wrapped in a bear market.
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2026-02-17 11:57