In a world where financial discretion is as rare as a well-mannered debutante, MIT’s own Madars Virza-Zcash’s co-founder and a man who clearly enjoys a good cryptographic spat-has stirred the pot once more. With the air of a man who’s just discovered the secret to eternal youth (or at least eternal privacy), Virza declares Zcash’s shielded pool to be the ne plus ultra of anonymity, leaving Monero’s ring signatures looking rather like last season’s frock. And Bitcoin? Darling, it’s simply not invited to this soiree. 🍸
“Conservative advice back then: ‘allocate 1% of your NW to Bitcoin,’” Virza quipped on October 7, with all the gravitas of a man who’s just realized his monocle is, in fact, a magnifying glass. “Conservative advice today: ‘encrypt at least 1% of your Bitcoin.’” Ah, the evolution of the gentry-from hoarding gold to hiding it. How quaint. 🧐
Zcash: The Duke of Privacy, Monero: The Poor Relation
When pressed by some intrepid soul on X (formerly known as Twitter, for those of us still clinging to the past) about Monero’s merits, Virza didn’t mince words. “Why not Monero?” they asked, presumably with a furrowed brow. “Because, my dear,” one imagines him replying, “Monero’s ring signatures are about as effective as a wet paper umbrella in a hurricane.” 🌪️
“Each Monero spend references the actual spend plus 16 decoys,” he explained, with the patience of a man explaining the rules of croquet to a particularly dim child. “16, I say! A number so small it might as well be a tea party for ants. And thanks to the OSPEAD attack, it’s more like 4.2 in practice. Hardly a crowd, is it?” 🤭
Zcash, on the other hand, waltzes in with its fully shielded transfers, anonymity sets larger than the guest list for a royal wedding, and zero-knowledge proofs that would make even the most discreet butler blush. “Millions, my dear, millions,” Virza intoned, presumably while adjusting his cravat. “Now that’s what I call privacy.” 🎩
And let’s not forget the practicalities. “DeFi integrations, atomic swaps-Zcash has it all,” he added, with the air of a man who’s just discovered the secret to turning lead into gold. “Monero? Still trying to find its dancing shoes, I’m afraid.” 💃
ZEC: Quantum-Proof and Fabulously So
But wait, there’s more! Virza also took a moment to address the elephant in the room-or rather, the quantum computer in the room. “Zcash is post-quantum private,” he declared, with the confidence of a man who’s just outwitted a particularly cunning adversary. “Monero? Well, let’s just say its discrete logarithms are about as secure as a locked diary with the key taped to the cover.” 📖🔓
Zcash engineer Sean Bowe chimed in, with all the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered the secret to eternal life. “No quantum computer, no AI, no nosy parker will ever unravel Zcash’s fully shielded transactions,” he proclaimed. “That information? Gone. Vanished. Like a scandalous rumor at a society ball.” 🕵️♀️✨
“To be certain about your privacy, you must start with shielded Zcash,” Bowe added, with the air of a man who’s just delivered the most cutting remark of the season. “Anything less is simply not done.” 🧐
At press time, ZEC is up almost 52%, trading at $194. Quite the coup, wouldn’t you say? 🤑
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