In the mundane theater of digital fortunes, where men chase phantoms of wealth like moths to a flickering screen, the humble Zcash-ah, ZEC-suddenly doubled in pretensions, soaring over 60% in a mere blink, nigh unto $124. What folly, what irony! Trading volumes swelled like a river after rain, from beneath $100 million to a bloated $450 million, while its market cap puffed out from $962 million to a princely $1.95 billion. One might say it was the pinnacle of earthly vanity for this grapnel, unmatched since May 9, 2022. 😂
And lo, this frenzied ascent followed a decree from the decentralized altar of Thorswap, promising swaps between ZEC and the golden Bitcoin. How quaint, in an age where privacy is besieged like a besieged fortress! Yet analysts, ever the skeptics, whisper that the true marionette’s string was tugged by Grayscale’s Zcash Trust, a veh rust offered to the elite accredited, so they might partake in securities without the tedium of hoarding the beast itself. 🫣
Upon the social scrolls, some oracle named Naval Ravikant likened ZEC to an insurance against the tyranny of BTC-oh, the sublime mockery! While Mert Mumtaz, a czar of Helius, decried ZEC’s undervaluation, proclaiming that even Monero, that shadowy twin, dwarfs it in esteem. “What blatant neglect of the underdog,” he quipped, as if explaining to nosy crows the superiority of privacy’s finer weave. Sarcasm drips like honey from this lament. 🙄
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2025-10-02 00:27