qfx BNB briefly surpassed $860 today, reaching a new all-time high and currently trading at $846.71. According to 8marketcap, BNB’s market cap has risen to $119.3 billion, marking a 24-hour increase of 6.48% and a 7-day gain of 12.74%. It has climbed 13 positions in global asset…
This ballet of capital unfolded as crypto funds swelled with $19 billion—a July total that makes even the most stoic analyst blush. The U.S., ever the showoff, led with $2.03 billion, while Canada and Hong Kong wept into their tea (-$84.3M and -$160M respectively). Europe, too, chimed in, proving that even continent-sized institutions can’t resist a good altcoin fling. 💼💃
Meanwhile, Cardano’s whales are acting like they just discovered the fountain of youth. The top 100 Cardano wallets? Oh, they’re gobbling up ADA like it’s Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Are they in on something we don’t know? Is there some kind of secret whale society handshake happening behind the scenes? 🤔
Clearly, the community’s reaction was pure crypto drama: equal parts outrage and GIFs. Memecoins, as anyone with a Twitter addiction knows, are propping up Solana in the way coffee props up Millennials. And yet, here comes squad leader Yakovenko, wagging his finger—despite Solana being the happiest meme slush pile this side of Doge. One developer summed up the vibes, “You don’t get to profit off this wave and insult it at the same time.” It’s like serving nothing but Hot Pockets at your wedding, then insisting you’re a Michelin-starred chef. 🥟
Chainlink $LINK looks to be in the middle of a bullish retest at the breakout zone. This setup could pave the way for a move to $22 or even $28!
With the impending rush of tokens into the wild, expect the sort of price gymnastics that would make a circus troupe jealous. Volatility? Oh, absolutely. Short-term swings? Like a turnip in a peasant’s stew—guaranteed and slightly unpredictable.
Don’t let the adorable snake schtick fool you; there’s a plan here that’s equal parts genius and ridiculous. They’ve blended meme coin chaos with actual utility, like gaming tournaments, staking rewards across blockchains, and an AI that’s supposed to prop up the price. Because why not let a computer handle your investments? 🤖
It is Ethereum (ETH) that takes center stage in this grand theater of digital riches, illuminating the path as altcoins flourish, leaving Bitcoin (BTC) gasping for relevance, burdened by significant outflows.
Just as markets huddle in anticipation of a Fed pivot, tariff relief crashes the party like an uninvited guest. Coincidence? Or a cunning scheme? Either way, Bitcoin [BTC] is primed for theatrics—it either bursts forth in glory or slinks back to the $112k-$115k den to lick its wounds and test the mob’s resolve. 😂
Thanks to the Perpetual Hub Ultra from those clever chaps at Orbs, these exchanges are now the toast of the town. 🥂 SpookySwap, perched on the Sonic chain, and THENA, sashaying on the BNB Chain, are the first to adopt this upgraded Layer-3 protocol. Bravo! 👏