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According to a Bloomberg report, which, as always, prefers to remain coy about its sources, Binance not only penned the code for the USD1 stablecoin smart contract but also played a pivotal role in its promotion. The exchange facilitated a $2 billion transaction in USD1, a sum so vast it could buy a small country—or at least a few more Twitter followers for a certain ex-president. 🌍💰
This rule, with the catchy title “Gross Proceeds Reporting by Brokers that Regularly Provide Services Effectuating Digital Asset Sales,” was a real gem. It wanted to classify decentralized finance (DeFi) exchanges as brokers, which meant they’d have to tell the IRS all about your digital asset transactions. 🤑
At the time of writing, SHIB is trading around $0.00001344, up by over 6% in the past day. The cryptocurrency has recorded a 52% gain in 24-hour trading volume, currently at $383 million. That’s more excitement than a cat chasing a laser pointer. 🐱
I reckon with a hoard estimated at 1.096 million BTC, valued at a whopping $128.92 billion, that elusive Satoshi is climbing higher than a squirrel on a telephone pole. This pile of riches is snugly secured behind private keys, untouched since the day the world first heard of bitcoin—back in the good ol’ mining days of ’09 and ’10! 🎩
This sparkly crossover happens when the short-term moving average (that 50-period diva) thinks it’s too cool for school and crosses over the long-term average (the ever-so-serious 200-period). It’s like the popular kid bumping into the nerd in the hallway, and suddenly everyone’s convinced it means we’re off to a party. 🎉
Over the last 24 hours, BNB has risen about 2.8%, from $670.40 to $688.7. The trading volume surged as the price climbed, riding the wave of a broader cryptocurrency market rally that saw bitcoin hit a new all-time high above $118,000. It’s a crypto party, and everyone’s invited! 🎉
For context, let’s take a stroll down memory lane: it took Vanguard’s $VOO a whopping 1,814 days to reach the same milestone. IBIT, however, didn’t just sprint past the finish line; it rewrote the entire script. As of July 10, IBIT boasts $80.11 billion in net assets, with cumulative net inflows of $53.45 billion—four times more than the next closest competitor in the Bitcoin ETF space. 🤯
On the fateful day of July 10, 2025, SharpLink Gaming, with a flourish of bravado, finalized the purchase of 10,000 ETH for a staggering $25.7 million, each ETH costing $2,572.37. This transaction, made directly with the Ethereum Foundation, is a rarity, a testament to SharpLink’s unwavering commitment to the Ethereum ecosystem. 🌟
Just this month, the S&P 500 was minding its own business at 6,187.28 and decided to hit the gym, climbing 1.51% until it smashed a record at 6,333 points. You know, just a casual day for the index… Who’s keeping score, right?
