The program, available at all domestic branches, targets wealthy souls desperate to monetize their digital trinkets (BTC! ETH!) without parting with them. Because nothing says “financial prudence” like borrowing ¥500 million against a volatile asset. 📉
Huge names and tons of hype should equal green candles, right? Not always. Despite peaking at $2.42 last week, ASTER’s price has tumbled 16.85% to $1.55 in a single day. The trading frenzy? A cacophony of $1.32 billion traded in 24 hours-a 14.27% surge-but sentiment now whispers of impending doom like a poorly timed diva aria. 🤯
Some genius hackers used the official BNB Chain account to promote a “BNB HODLer Airdrop” that’s basically a Nigerian prince email but with a blockchain twist. All you had to do was connect your wallet… and then what? Say goodbye to your crypto! 💀
Avery Ching, the maestro behind Aptos, revealed to CryptoMoon at the TOKEN 2049 conference in Singapore (where the air is thick with crypto dreams and the humidity is just a reminder of Earth’s persistence) that the Trump-linked DeFi project has been “courting” Aptos for a while. “They see us as the best tech partners they could work with,” he said, as if describing a love story between code and chaos.
If these AI whizz-kids are to tootle about on our behalf, they jolly well need to rely on “true sources of information,” or it’ll be a proper cock-up, D’Agostino chirped to CNBC’s Squawk Box on Tuesday. No kidding, what?
Hadick, in his infinite wisdom, told CryptoMoon at the TOKEN 2049 conference in Singapore that while tokenized equities might rock the socks off the old-school markets (aka TradFi), they might just leave the crypto world a bit… well… disappointed. You see, they’re all about that sweet, sweet 24/7 trading-fancy stuff that makes their wallets fat. 💰
Derivatives were key drivers of the fall, especially as massive liquidity outflows hit the market.
On a Tuesday that history will surely forget, the two entities inked a Memorandum of Understanding-because nothing says “serious business” like a document nobody reads-to cram Circle’s beloved EURC and USDC into Deutsche Börse’s labyrinthine financial infrastructure. The goal? To “innovate” (read: squeeze more fees from institutional wallets) by bridging the thrilling world of blockchain with the snooze-fest of traditional finance.
Apparently, there are a few that *might* go up if Bitcoin decides to cooperate. As if Bitcoin asks anyone. This is a disaster waiting to happen, I tell ya.
And then, from the east, looms the ever-looming shadow of Washington. The United States, that grand experiment of liberty, faces the specter of a government shutdown. Betting markets, like the cruel hand of fate itself, decree an 86% chance of this catastrophe. Ah, the politicians, locked in eternal gridlock over their budgets, creating ripples of fear, trembling through the markets. The financial world, in all its wisdom, recoils in terror, and here we are, watching it all unfold with bated breath. It’s nothing new, though. Shutdowns, as the historian will tell you, rarely have lasting consequences. The military marches on, the air traffic control system hums along. But it is the uncertainty, the storm of doubt, that drives us mad. Analysts, like fortune tellers, peer into their crystal balls, predicting that for the next 48 hours, we shall see nothing but chaos. Bitcoin and its brothers shall fall into wild swings, as if they, too, cannot escape the madness. 📉
