In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (😉), Binance announced on Dec. 7 that they’ve been granted full authorization by Abu Dhabi Global Market. Because nothing says “trustworthy” like needing approval from a desert financial hub to prove you’re not running a digital Wild West.
These three crypto mining stocks are saying, “Bitcoin, schmitcoin!” and rallying like there’s no tomorrow. Because, let’s face it, AI is the new black. 🖤
Circle, the publicly listed issuer of one of the biggest US dollar stablecoins, entered a strategic partnership. This is an important agreement with the cryptocurrency exchange Bybit. The announcement was made jointly on Monday. 🧠💸
So, here’s the tea: Bitnomial, this CFTC-regulated derivatives and spot-crypto platform, got the green light to include XRP in its market structure. Big whoop, right? Wrong. This Chicago-based exchange can now offer a supervised spot-XRP contract in the U.S. and even accept XRP as margin collateral across its derivatives products. 🤑 Basically, XRP is now hanging out with the cool kids like gold and treasuries, meeting all those fancy liquidity and settlement standards. Who knew crypto could be so… establishment? 🤓
MarcPMarkets has laid out the possibilities for where Bitcoin might go next, like a fortune teller without the crystal ball but with an impressive chart collection. The key level? The $93,500 mark. Why? Because that’s the point where Bitcoin failed to reclaim any glory, like a runner tripping right before the finish line.
Behold, the Dogecoin (DOGE) prances within its bearish cage, with sellers holding the reins since its grand rejection at the lofty resistance of $0.21. Oh, how it has tried to break free, but each attempt has been met with the cold shoulder of the market! 😢 Yet, there is a glimmer-a mere flicker-of stabilization, as if the hound has paused to catch its breath.
Ethereum’s trading at $3,104. That’s what my therapist charges. Coincidence? I think not. 😏
On the 8th of December, Binance announced the suspension of an individual who, in a most unseemly fashion, leveraged their position to disseminate misleading information about a token launch-via the company’s very own futures account. One can only imagine the chaos that ensued when the clock struck 12:29 a.m. EST. Less than a minute later, our erstwhile rogue was already tweeting like a caffeinated magpie, armed with text and images from the token’s on-chain debut. A truly masterclass in bad judgment.
Ondo Finance took to X (because who uses Twitter anymore, right?) on Dec. 8 to drop the hottest gossip: the SEC has officially ghosted their investigation. 💅 No charges, no drama, just a clean slate for their tokenization shenanigans. The company’s like, “Yeah, we’ve been under the microscope since 2024, but guess what? We’re still here, and we’re fabulous.”
