Despite all the noisy optimism, a peculiar scent of caution hangs in the air, thanks to those so-called ‘long-term holders’—a breed of investors as romantic, stubborn, and apprehensive as Russian landowners in spring.
According to state-run newspaper RIA Novosti, the Russian Ministry of Energy, the Federal Tax Service, and the Ministry of Digital Development have teamed up to create a register and send it to regions where miners are basically having a digital gold rush. 🏭🔥
According to the latest rumors, both Ripple and the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) were about to dismiss their appeals and bring the case to a close today. However, Marc Fagel stepped in to clear the air.
Bitcoin price started a fresh increase after it settled above the $107,500 resistance. BTC cleared many hurdles near $108,000 to start a decent increase.
Market data, that wise, commitment-phobic oracle, has pegged the tone as “meh.” Volume? Shrug. Momentum? Snooze. Open interest? “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” Basically, it’s the market equivalent of watching paint dry—except less colorful.
As the CryptoMoon reported, TON announced on Saturday that one could secure a 10-year UAE Golden Visa by staking at least $100,000 worth of Toncoin (TON) for three years and paying a modest $35,000 processing fee. A mere seven weeks, and voilà, residency in the land of the sun and sand!
The market was abuzz with hype, and capital rotation into these joke coins was the name of the game. It’s like the crypto world was one big, crazy party, and everyone was invited! 🎉
By the year 2025, the entanglement between the dollar and the crypto-markets has reached Tolstoyan complexity. Yes, Bitcoin stands poised to breach yet another record, but let’s not ascribe this solely to some celestial favor—no, it is the weakening of the venerable dollar itself, causing investors to peer suspiciously at fiat like a Russian noble surveying a tapestry for moths.
Source – X (not, regrettably, a Bond villain—just Twitter)
Pseudonymous analyst Pentoshi, with a following of 868,800 on the social media platform X, foresees a rally in the crypto markets this month, fueled by a series of bullish catalysts. 🚀
