Bitcoin Bounces Back Because Fed Said So-And Traders Took It All Seriously

Crypto market rollercoaster

Jeff Ko, the oracle of CoinEx, whispers that most of us had already anticipated this ballet, with the dot plot subtly hinting at a hawkish encore. A modest $40 billion in Treasury magic trickery was employed-not exactly the grand stimulus opera but enough to make traders clutch their pearls. Meanwhile, markets reacted with the enthusiasm of a cat faced with a cucumber-mildly startled and mildly optimistic-lifting stocks and giving Bitcoin a momentary gasp of hope. 🐱🥒

Bitcoin’s Market Masquerade: Whispers of $100K and Derivative Dances 🎩📉

On the daily timeframe, bitcoin’s trajectory resembles the aftermath of a particularly raucous ball-priced dashed from a peak of £126,272 to a sobering low of £80,537, before retreating to a consolidation near £90,000, as if nursing a hangover. Volume tells a tale of transition: fading red candles and steadier greens hint at accumulation, not apathy. One might say the market is “resting its pretty head.” 🛌

SOL’s $118 Trap & XRP’s Cross-Chain Chaos!

Looking at SOL’s price chart, it’s clear the market is playing a dangerous game of “will it or won’t it?” The support band between $118 and $138.30 is like a poorly designed safety net-just one wrong move and poof, we’re all in the dumpster. 🧨