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Derrière cette carte se cache un géant du liquid restaking Ethereum, avec plus de milliards de dollars de TVL que de grains de sable dans le désert. Et cerise sur le gâteau, une approche non custodiale qui rassure même les utilisateurs les plus paranos. Leur pari ? Vous permettre de payer partout avec une carte Visa tout en laissant vos eETH et autres actifs générer du rendement. Au lieu de vendre, vous empruntez sur la valeur de votre collatéral. Vous dépensez, mais votre position reste en place sur la blockchain. Une vraie magie noire, mais en version 2025. 🧛‍♂️💳

Ethereum, the proud altcoin, has climbed 2.16% in the past day. 🌟 But beware, comrades, for the hourly chart whispers of treachery-a false breakout at $2,988. If the daily bar closes near that mark, the $2,950 zone may soon feel the cold embrace of a test. 🧊

Back in the merry days of 2020, when the world was busy coughing into its sleeve, governments, in their infinite wisdom, launched stimulus programs that only added fuel to the fire of rising prices. Supply chains, those fragile threads, snapped like twine, causing costs for everyone-except, of course, for the clever ones who discovered digital coins lurking in the shadows! 😅

So, here we are: Hedera’s little digital darling has been reinstated into the Coinbase 50 Index, restoring its socialite status in the trendy KraneShares Coinbase 50 ETF and the COIN50 perpetuals. Keep in mind, this token was a founding member in late 2024, but-plot twist-it was unceremoniously ejected due to some mysterious questions about permissionless consensus. Because, evidently, not everyone appreciates a free-for-all in the crypto ballpit. 🎭

So, here’s the scoop: South Korea’s banks are now starring in their own cyber-thriller, courtesy of Russian and North Korean hackers. According to Bitdefender, it’s like they read the script for Ocean’s Eleven but decided to go full Home Alone with the Qilin ransomware. Classic!

The chains of on-chain data rattled, leaving behind clues for the soothsayers of crypto. They deciphered these marks with the gravity of prophets, declaring XRP’s ascent inevitable. Or so they say. 🤔

In the month of November, more than 513,000 validators gave their seal of approval, pushing the Ethereum network over the threshold required to begin increasing the gas limit. A mere formality, I suppose. And just like that, Ethereum’s capacity for handling transactions got a rather delightful upgrade.

“Every year, millions of files are shared that depict the sexual abuse of children… This is completely unacceptable,” declared Danish Minister for Justice, Peter Hummelgaard, his voice heavy with the gravity of the occasion. “Therefore, I am glad that the member states have finally agreed on a way forward, a path that binds the providers of communication services to new obligations.” One cannot help but marvel at the irony of such declarations, for in the pursuit of protecting the innocent, the very fabric of privacy is torn asunder. 🌍

Well, sweetie, this isn’t just a blip on the crypto radar. Banks, financial institutions, and market darlings can now use RLUSD as a trusted asset for borrowing and lending in the region. Yes, you heard that right-trusted! In the wild world of crypto, that’s like being invited to sit at the cool kids’ table. 🍾🥂