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Four days ago, WLFI was chilling at $0.16 before deciding to channel its inner elevator with an ascending channel move all the way up to a local high of $0.2446. Fancy, huh?

Despite a weak NFP print that left traders scratching their heads like confused chickens, Bitcoin stands firm above $110,500. 🏋️‍♂️ Cryptowzrd notes that the market is as indecisive as a child in a candy store, but the fundamentals are whispering sweet nothings in BTC’s ear. Macroeconomic factors, those sneaky puppeteers, are pulling the strings, keeping the bullish flame flickering. 🔥

Picture this: for an entire week, XRP has tiptoed within a tightrope of $2.8 and $2.9. It’s as if it’s an indecisive cat, perched atop a fence, contemplating whether to leap into yonder garden or simply bathe in the sunlight. And yes, it’s managed to cling to the dizzy heights of $2.8-what a feat! 🐱

Indeed, it seems that the illustrious ARK Invest, under the discerning eye of Ms. Wood, has decided to fortify its position in the crypto realm with a substantial purchase of BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR) and the crypto exchange Bullish, the proud parent of CoinDesk, across three of its actively managed ETFs.

Despite predictions for a surge due to expectations of looser monetary policies, Bitcoin’s primary cryptocurrency still struggles to rise above $112,000. This lack of movement hints at a possible further drop in price.

The blockchain security firm, Scam Sniffer, reported that these losses marked a significant 72% increase from July, with the number of victims also swelling by 67%. One can almost hear the chuckle of the phisher as they reel in their catch. 😈

The cause of this sudden infatuation? Why, a rather dashing buyback plan initiated by StablecoinX, Ethena’s treasury arm, which since July 21 has indiscreetly removed $150 million worth of ENA tokens from the market – nearly 3.5% of the supply vaporized like a puff of smoke at a magician’s soirée.

Lo and behold! The esteemed Bitcoin, the very first of its kind, attempted to ascend beyond the celestial limit of $113,000 but was met with a brutal and unceremonious rejection by the daunting bears. Just yesterday, on the fateful date of September 5, 2025, it dared to increase by a mere 2%, only to be swiftly sent spiraling back down to a somewhat pedestrian $110,300.

But wait, there’s more! Polymarket is getting ready to make a grand re-entry into the U.S. market. CEO Shayne Coplan announced that they’ve got the regulatory thumbs up from the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). It’s like they’ve been given a golden ticket to the land of opportunity, but instead of chocolate, it’s all about those sweet, sweet event contracts. 🎟️🇺🇸